dong flap

A large amount of flab that covers the groin area.

I'm so fat... I even have a dong flap!

by FartVadR February 27, 2017

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Dong Whiskers

Another name for male pubic hair.

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"I need to trim my dong whiskers before my date tonight"

by Miguele Ghee July 20, 2017

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Dong bomb

Heimerdinger's stun/slow bomb

That dong bomb hit me so I'm dead

by Donger's bomb May 5, 2018

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Dongchitis is an inflammation of the lining of your bronchial tubes, which carry air to and from your lungs. People who have dongchitis often cough up thickened mucus, which can be discolored. Dongchitis may be either acute or chronic and is usually caused by weighty consumption of malejaculate, where some or all of the malejaculate travels into the trachea instead of the esophagus.

Gus: *coughs*
Rob: "Wow Gus, that cough sounds brutal man. Do you have the flu or something?"
Gus: "No man. JP and I got a bit carried away and I swallowed his load whilst taking a deep breath in. Doctor thinks it's dongchitis."
Rob: "Brutal. What'd he prescribe? Biaxin? Advair?"
Gus: "Advair. Got the inhaler and everything."
Rob: "Gimme a hit!"

by Dr. Vysick Risling MD May 8, 2018

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dong take

An opinion that has no basis for an argument, as the explanation given has no merits in relation to the statement being made (the conclusion is arrived at using completely unrelated arguments).

Fanboy: “The Last Jedi was terrible, I am completely lactose intolerant!”

Filthy Casual: “Well that’s a dong take.”

by D00M2099 October 18, 2018

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