A goddess... no woman compares to her, will make you fall in love from the first "hi". Like the goddess she is, her lips will steal the soul outta your dick. She be having you beggin'.
by Jacob8757 June 09, 2020
When you try to jump a tee post but com up short splitting your ball sack open. You spend the night in the hospital getting your balls sewed back together while trying to reach your mother on the phone to explain what happened between her hysterical laughter.
by Zbot1984 October 18, 2020
A Dirty Jonny is when you play a acoustic guitar and sing ring of fire while preforming anal sex on a women.
by Dilly4Chilly June 20, 2019
Swirling a used condom around one's head in the style of a medievil mace before releasing it in the direction of the target
by Eddy The Hero July 21, 2008
The best word ever to describe anyone in any situation. It can be good or bad. Mostly used when someone is being annoying or dumb and you're in a situation where you can't call them something worse. Also related to the word dirty rat which is pretty much the same just someone being more sneaky almost disease riden like a rat would be. Dirty mongrel can be a huge insult or it could also just be a friendly insult you have to figure out which one it is. Dirty mongrel is the best word ever created. It's gnarly and rad at the same time no word can describe everything and anything in the world better than dirty mongrel. It's a word sent down from God himself. It's also fun to say.
by Dirty mongrel July 16, 2014
by Kopecks October 18, 2014
When a boy take his dick and fuck a girl right in her ass and after fuck a dude right in his ass and say they shall suck his dick
by G0 Fuck Your Sel7 June 04, 2020