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You're a cunt

Say this to people only if they are being the highest form of an asshole to people.
Cunt is the top of the ladder of annoying. It goes from dickhead to asshole then to cunt.
You can't get any higher than cunt.
Oi kyle, you're a cunt... Ya got that?
by Maxcrackers November 4, 2020
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gimpy cunt

An insult for someone, usually in a group chat, who licks the arse of the group leaders to acquire some sort of reputation because their jokes are fucking dreadful.
What a gimpy cunt

Stop licking ass you gimpy cunt
by PerkieD September 10, 2016
mugGet the gimpy cuntmug.

Cunt of Jesus!

An expression shouted LOUD after a series of misfortunes, or efforts to complete an excruciating task. About as blasphemous as one can get.
Phil: I was painting the ceiling, the shit was going all over the place, so I hollered to the heavens, "Cunt of Jesus!!!!!"
by maoZZ November 21, 2010
mugGet the Cunt of Jesus!mug.

lazy cunt

a cunt that just fkn doesnt do shit
oi john chuck us a cone

john: nah cant be fkd cunt

u fkn LAZY CUNT
by MADLAD_ May 28, 2019
mugGet the lazy cuntmug.

prize cunt

someone who has elevated themselves beyond being worthy of just being refered to as a regular cunt, to that of being worthy of earning an award, or medal, due to their extended concentration or consistency of cuntishness.
my boss is a walking talking arsehole, a prize cunt
by Scottie2Hottie May 4, 2006
mugGet the prize cuntmug.

Shit Cunt

noun

1. An Australian term which denotes the lowest level of insult to which one can receive.

2. A word to refer to the shittest of all cunts.
by Yamumsmoot July 15, 2014
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Jab Cunt

Dude 1. Hey how's you and Angie

Dude 2. I ditched her ass, she was being a major Jab Cunt
by J&U Productions™ July 24, 2016
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