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purple crusty eye 

where one puts their penis between two breasts and humps until they ejaculate into they of the the giver of the titty fuck (only works if you have a purple penis head)
argflargaflerg its a sex move called the purple crusty eye

The Crusty Fish Hook aka The DB 

A deviation of the Dirty Sanchez wherin the perpator fish hooks the female in the mouth versus rubbing under her nose , most often performed while wearing a Hawiian shirt and proclaiming "This is Unacceptable".
When I gave her a The Crusty Fish Hook aka The DB, she made a noise like "grfthh" or "borfthh".

Dusty Crusty 

When someone so ugly and ashy they look dusty then they have skin coming off they look crusty. When they both their Dusty Crusty
Eww she look Dusty Crusty
Dusty Crusty by happy mad May 30, 2016

The Crusty Woodpecker 

A sex act in which the Male must have a penis head covered in dry, crusty semen (see Dick Cheese) and he will then go on to thrust it into his partners vagina. The male will then have short intervals to break into snarky laughter, comparable to Woody the Woodpecker.
"Yeah man, gave her The Crusty Woodpecker last night"
"You what?!?"

A Crusty Garcia 

When a latino women licks the ass crust of a man's butthole that looks like guacamole because he he hasn't wiped in a few weeks. (His name doesn't have to be Gracia)
Damn I was at Ron Jeremy's house last night. He made be me lick his asshole. It was a Crusty Garcia
A Crusty Garcia by Gaming Hams January 18, 2017

the crusty crab 

the correct spelling of Patrick Star's name
A: Is this the Krusty Krab

B: No this is Patrick

A: Is this the Crusty Crab

B: lmao yes thank you
the crusty crab by The Rare Kitty September 13, 2017