crack woman

A lady who has recently turned 18 and has just started to do crack. She probably goes to college and listens to Death Cab for Cutie.

>> Brie is such a crack woman.
<< Yeah. She loves cock.

crack woman by NikLegit October 24, 2007

Crack Computer 

An electronic device that was designed by the same folks who brought us crack cocaine. This highly addictive piece of equipment is capable of draining you of all productivity and turning your friends into zombies. Say NO to Crack Computer.

I have tried to kick my Crack Computer habit but I am hooked. I cannot do ANYTHING without it.

Crack Computer by El Dollar October 7, 2008

Crack Muffin 

A crack muffin is simply a muffin top viewed from behind. Best observed when someone of a large stature picks up an item off a lower shelf at a supermarket.

When that women went to get the refried beans, I caught a glimpse of her crack muffin and almost cried.

Crack Muffin by Sir BillyBob February 27, 2011

crack stamp 

Slang for a ten dollar bill.

Crack Whore: Ill do anything for a crack stamp baby.

Random Guy in Ghetto: Step off, ho. I ain't spendin' money on yo' crack-head ass.

crack stamp by ohsweetjesus200 November 6, 2011

crack the bed

When you need to sleep so much that you can't do anything else except throwing your self heavily into your bed

Mate, I'm feeling knackered I can't be arse to go out tonight, I'm gonna crack the bed instead

crack the bed by johlunik August 2, 2011

Crack-it 

To crack-it is to fuck, or have sexual intercourse.

Me and Rylee are going to crack-it.

Crack-it by 11739 March 1, 2017

crack head 

someone who is very stupid or does silly things

Look at that crack head over there.

crack head by Anonymous January 21, 2003