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Chode chaser

A person who likes chode so much they go out of their way to find a man with a chubby small penis!
Dang! Charlie is such a chode chaser, that is the third guy this week.
by Sexymandingo February 19, 2017
mugGet the Chode chasermug.

flacid chode

A term to describe someone who has a penis which wider than it is longer but it also floppy.
Marcus has a flacid chode everytime he sees a naked woman.
by BernieG95 January 21, 2018
mugGet the flacid chodemug.

Overnight Chode

When someone that you have been friends with suddenly becomes a chode. Like they just woke up one day and decided to be a giant dick.
"Oh yeah man, he used to be cool in high school but he became an overnight chode."
by MyVeinyMeat February 15, 2022
mugGet the Overnight Chodemug.

Lumberjack Chode

It is commonly known around the world that every single Lumberjack who has ever lived had or has a Chode.

This is because the Cum Witch has cursed them because Lumberjack’s destroy wood. And that’s gay, bro.
Lumberjack 1: Hey, Lumberjack 2, does my Lumberjack Chode look lumpy to you?

Lumberjack 2: No Lumberjack 1, I do not in fact believe your penis to be lumpy as I am a heterosexual male with no interest to be viewing yo-

(Lumberjack 1 analy penetrates Lumberjack 2 to the point Lumberjack 2 dies)
by Grant Hansen July 3, 2018
mugGet the Lumberjack Chodemug.

Chode Fucker

Someone who is intellectually disabled due to a traumatic childhood experience.
Did you know about Bartholomew being a chode fucker? No wonder he’s so anxious around alphabet blocks.
by BagelLamp May 21, 2021
mugGet the Chode Fuckermug.

Chode Thumbs

Chode thumbs or (Clubbed) are abnormally short and stubby thumbs that are fat at the top and short throughout.
Meagan Fox is beautiful, but she has chode thumbs!
by 5Mrclutch September 22, 2014
mugGet the Chode Thumbsmug.

cheesy chode

Lick the cheese of my chode
Tom Cruise has a cheesy chode
by cheesychode April 16, 2007
mugGet the cheesy chodemug.

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