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Lumberjack Chode

It is commonly known around the world that every single Lumberjack who has ever lived had or has a Chode.

This is because the Cum Witch has cursed them because Lumberjack’s destroy wood. And that’s gay, bro.
Lumberjack 1: Hey, Lumberjack 2, does my Lumberjack Chode look lumpy to you?

Lumberjack 2: No Lumberjack 1, I do not in fact believe your penis to be lumpy as I am a heterosexual male with no interest to be viewing yo-

(Lumberjack 1 analy penetrates Lumberjack 2 to the point Lumberjack 2 dies)
by Grant Hansen July 3, 2018
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Chode Breath

Chode breath is the scent of someone whos breth smells like they’ve sucked a fat chode ( you can also use thks word as any insult you desire
by Didxjudpo January 20, 2019
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Chode Patrol

Chode Patrol is an elite group of individuals who go to to deepest depths of Omegle and other online platforms in order to rid the online world of internet wankers.
While I had just finished a good hearty conversation with a stranger around the world, I was soon after greeted with the chode of a internet wanker . I sure wish the chode patrol were there to save me.
by Laquorious III January 23, 2019
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Sucks Chode

by Some rando out there January 23, 2022
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Chode Fucker

Someone who is intellectually disabled due to a traumatic childhood experience.
Did you know about Bartholomew being a chode fucker? No wonder he’s so anxious around alphabet blocks.
by BagelLamp May 21, 2021
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Overnight Chode

When someone that you have been friends with suddenly becomes a chode. Like they just woke up one day and decided to be a giant dick.
"Oh yeah man, he used to be cool in high school but he became an overnight chode."
by MyVeinyMeat February 15, 2022
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Chode King

A person that is the ultimate master and human embodiment of a penis that is wider than it is long.
Dude, Kraig told me that he couldn't fit into his pants today. What a Chode King...
by Chat Cholm December 12, 2009
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