Devils Chained

The act of covering a chain in hot sauce and then sticking it up ones rectum.

Last night I was bored so I Devils Chained my friend, let's say he had a spicy experience.

by rekrz August 2, 2024

Lucky ball and chain

Usually referred to as a wife who has been around a long time.
A wife keeping you from doing other things.

Sorry can’t go to the bar tonight, my lucky ball and chain and I are having dinner at her parents place tonight.

by Hacquer July 21, 2022

sweaty chain

A sweaty chain, is a line of anal beads, pretty much a sweaty chain, pretty much a sweaty chain...

“Yo g your mum has a sweaty chain”

by Paul Ian deay February 22, 2019

Flaking the Chain

masturbating on a boat

"Flaking the chain" is usually a term yachties use for making sure a boat's anchor chain doesn't get tangled when pulled up inside the vessel... but it's ALSO slang for when dudes working on yachts bust a nut in confined staff cabins, usually a quickie and in secret when the bunkmate is away.

by Uncle Joosie January 7, 2023

Chain Minester

Chain Minester can be anything and everything, or even nothing. Positive or negative, it can be Chain Minester, it just needs to be said.

"I am feeling very Chain Minester about this."
"Wow, that is very Chain Minester of you."
"We should go out and Chain Minester later tonight, what do you think?"

by small pox fan 123 October 8, 2025

Red Chained

When the speed of your driving is exactly the amount it takes to reach every traffic light just as it turns red, you're getting red chained.

Boss: Damn it Johnson! Why are you late for the third time this week?
Johnson: Sorry boss I was getting red chained like crazy!

by BombTheTom December 7, 2015

chain scrolling

When you have the tablet scrolling one social feed and the phone scrolling another.

Angelfire, MySpace and ICQ were Gateway 2000 apps to chain scrolling.

by Master Rob Sauce August 10, 2017