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Catching Pineapples

Opposite of 'low hanging fruit' in management speak, intentionally dealing with the difficult/awkward stuff first
I've been busy catching pineapples all day Jon!
by Jonny Pineapple catcher October 27, 2019
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Catching your dick in the zipper

When drivers try to merge onto the highway zipper-style and the vehicles both on the merge ramp and in the lane of travel come to a complete stop.
You were nearly to work on time but you got hung up CATCHING YOUR DICK IN THE ZIPPER BECAUSE NOBODY ON 422 CAN FUCKING DRIVE!!!
by #Fired December 17, 2019
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Something you suggest when you have no fucking idea how the game charades works
It's your round. Why don't you mime "Catching a fox on a horse hunt". That will be fun for everyone.
by anarsh April 4, 2020
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Catching That Turtle

When two dudes skip the draft and have gay sex in Oklahoma. The usual fee for this is $100.
You still owe me a Hundo for Catching that turtle.
by C-Note-444 January 25, 2021
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catchin chain

Basically a transport from jail to prison. It can also mean that you are about to complete your prison term and be released to free world. The reason inmates refer to being transported to or from prison as catchin chain is because when an inmate is transported to prison or another facility you are loaded onto a bus and are handcuffed and chained by your legs and your waist. You are commonly chained to a fellow inmate and sit next him or her for the duration of your ride.
Yo where’s the homie at? Oh bro he catchin chain early this morning. He getting ready for when they call his name.
by bluerwickedness June 13, 2022
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Ally catching

To find prostitutes in an ally ready for a good time
Nick went ally catching last night and got lucky
by Chicks luv me August 15, 2018
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Jungle Catching

to keep someone from falling by placing a finger in their asshole in the shape of a hook and pulling.

To apply the Forbidden Jungle to an aerial opponent
She was riding me in the stand and carry position and began to slide down. I wasn't going to pull out so jungle catching her was my only option.
by Websters Dictionary for Adults November 7, 2019
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