by Doobie 74 September 30, 2019
by ooffkjasdofkjpafdfgfdhgfhjfghj February 12, 2022
I wish I could go on dates with women who know they're into women. Until then I guess I'm just stuck tearing the carpet out of the closet.
by Carpe_Panton March 19, 2017
by randombeans June 11, 2022
Your vacuum cleaner breaks down and several weeks go by while looking for a replacement ... then you notice debris on the carpet is not getting deeper every day because your feet are tracking the same amount out as they track in each day -- that's carpet equilibrium.
by richinventor November 22, 2015
by mlg doritos December 15, 2016
When a woman that identified as heterosexual decides to give cunnilingus to another women because she’s sick of dealing with men
Zack’s wife got fed up with his infidelity and selfishness, so she went out for drinks with the girls and ended up carpet surfing with Julie.
by Ralniv August 26, 2023