piss carpet moment; intentionally doing something, whether it's buying an early access game, or perfoming a bug that can break the game (pissing on the carpet) and getting mad that its having early access issues, or breaks the game (mad that the carpet has piss on it).
There was this one guy, posted a clip where he put a sword in the floor in this game, and it spazzed and noclipped below the map, and told the devs about his piss carpet.
by rokavii August 17, 2023
Get the Piss Carpetmug. The unkempt state of a floor (within a living area: bedroom, bathroom, or living room) completely or partially covered in clothing (clean or dirty) of varying depths.
The door to the bedroom was not easily opened due to the depth of the clothing carpet.
Be careful walking through the room, as I haven't done laundry in a while so my clothing carpet is getting deeper by the day.
Be careful walking through the room, as I haven't done laundry in a while so my clothing carpet is getting deeper by the day.
by Niceguy73wv August 9, 2025
Get the Clothing Carpetmug. When you rub your pubic hair against a surface, whether accidental or purposeful, and it causes a burning sensation.
Person 1: "I slid across the AstroTurf today and my shorts fell down, gave myself a Pubic Carpet Burn."
Person 2: "Sounds painful man."
Person 2: "Sounds painful man."
by Irashmun September 24, 2018
Get the Pubic Carpet Burnmug. Carpet Streeting: When an individual or multiple fully cover a street with carpets borrowed by stores in the street.
The term was first coined by Thomas van Luyn on a Dutch TV show named "Wie is de Mol?" In Season 22, episode 8, task "Carpet Diem".
The term was first coined by Thomas van Luyn on a Dutch TV show named "Wie is de Mol?" In Season 22, episode 8, task "Carpet Diem".
by MolFan October 9, 2022
Get the Carpet Streetingmug. by ABDL2023 July 31, 2023
Get the Carpet lightningmug. Carpeted Cock:
When a man's dick goes inside an unsaved woman's vagina and comes out excessively hairy.
When a man's dick goes inside an unsaved woman's vagina and comes out excessively hairy.
by BugglyRoach September 11, 2020
Get the Carpeted Cockmug. An insult that means you are an absurd lunatic that makes no sense and you probably have no dad.
Ex;
Someone who discriminates because race, sexuality or gender.
Ex;
Someone who discriminates because race, sexuality or gender.
"Dumb Carpet Cleaner, always saying racist stuff."
"That guys a Carpit Cleaner, better stay away from him.
"That guys a Carpit Cleaner, better stay away from him.
by Jaspermcclapper September 27, 2022
Get the Carpet Cleanermug.