Cannon Cleanse

can·non cleanse
/ˈkanən/ /klenz/

The act by which a water main leak destroys your entertainment room and any, if any, incriminating evidence is washed away.

Man, I might just have to Cannon cleanse this place before the wife gets home.

by The accommodator August 19, 2019

Orbital Strike Cannon

a working nuke in Minecraft that can blow up any coordinates you want (often referenced/built on the Lifesteal SMP)

"Squiddo please don't build another Orbital Strike Cannon."
"Minute can build Orbital Strike Cannons faster than anyone I've ever seen bro."

by haterggs August 4, 2025

tshirt cannon

A vagina

She popped that kid out like a tshirt cannon

by bandhumor January 27, 2012

Butter cannon

The breasts of an old woman that contain milk that has spoiled and when they are squeezed, instead of milk, butter comes shooting out.

Guy 1-How was that old lady you banged last night?
Guy 2-Man she had some serious butter cannons. I loved it.
Guy 1-Eww man. That's sick.

by SAFDNV July 3, 2010

Afro Cannon

Someone who can grow a really amazing afro that makes everyone jealous.

It's as if the Afro itself has the power to shoot one dead.

An intimidating plumage

"That person is an Afro cannon"

"Can that hair get any bigger?"

"I was unable to watch the film because an afro cannon shot up the place"

by Swiftyoldboy June 13, 2024

The nit cannon

The nit cannon is when someone has pubic lice and they crawl into your anus and eat the poop and when you have violent anal with someone they will get the nits in the tip of their penis and when they pee they will shoot the nits out

Guy 1: Hey do you want to do anal?
Girl 1: No sorry I have pubic lice
Guy 1: Its okay! We can do the nit cannon

by heixso July 23, 2025

Loaded Cannon

The act of forcefully passing a kidney stone by ejaculating.

There was no other option but to blow out the stone like a loaded cannon.

by Bobroz April 18, 2021