They played cannon at the wedding.
They always play bloody cannon at weddings, and then they play break dance music. Why don't they play some good music for a change, like Bon Jovi, or Sabaton?
They always play bloody cannon at weddings, and then they play break dance music. Why don't they play some good music for a change, like Bon Jovi, or Sabaton?
by Obadiah's existential crisis January 18, 2024

a plant from Plants vs. Zombies 2 which needs to be tapped on to shoot out a devastating coconut cannonball with AOE damage, then takes time to recharge that shot.
"I put down a Coconut Cannon and when I clicked on it, it shot an explosive coconut which killed 3 Conehead Zombies with ease."
by Otheruser325 April 2, 2023

The action of putting whipped cream on a girl's vagina during her menstrual cycle, then ejaculating inside of her as she sneezes.
Dave: Hey, you trying to go back to my place and give me a Clown Cannon?
Emily: Just get the whipped cream ready before I get there.
Emily: Just get the whipped cream ready before I get there.
by LichenLichen April 28, 2024

by Coontorf August 30, 2023

When a drumstick is shoved inside a woman, and the drumstick is fired out with enough force to stick to the wall.
by Waldorfhysterica December 2, 2022

by zamtea June 1, 2014

Is your relationship full slipper-cannon? Nah, my partner doesn't enjoy it to the same extent as I do.
by Omnomnomnomninja April 8, 2025
