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Geek Candy

Things said or shown, real or rumored, to spark nerd buzz about a particular product, movie or television show.
Anything posted at macrumors.com is just geek candy - 90% of it is fake.

The previews for LOST next week show that Kate is going to take off her shirt - maybe it will happen and maybe not but total geek candy.
by thewolfe April 23, 2010
mugGet the Geek Candymug.

street candy

"Street Candy"

Just another word for a prostitute. Slightly better in appearance than regular girls. Along the lines of "Street Walker", "Street Meat" etc.
"Kelly was a street candy, beautiful brunette from good family, turned to life of prostitution due to her methamphetamine addiction."
mugGet the street candymug.

cotton candy

slang or crew term for Oxycontin.
Hey, fool. Do you happen to have acquired any of that oh so lovely "cotton candy?"
by Justin March 26, 2004
mugGet the cotton candymug.

candy cane

When you fuck a girl while on her period. Red of the menstral fluid combines with male ejaculate, hence "candy cane!"
I love making candy canes with my girlfriend. The bring back all my yull-tide pleastures, anytime of the year.
by Davey Cockit August 27, 2003
mugGet the candy canemug.

sweet candy

An expression one utters when something totally awesome happens. Usually there is a slight pause between the words "sweet!" and "candy."
Joe: "Here's some free tickets to Alice In Chains this weekend."

Cassie: "Sweet candy!"
by Robin from the Forest August 21, 2010
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Racist Candy.

When the word "racist" or "racism" is thrown around like some kind of crazy free racist candy and know one can escape its racist path.

An over use of the word racist without any real proof of race being an issue.

"With racist candy everbody's racist", "you can be a racist too!"
All of Obamas opponents are suddenly racist? The news constantly littered with questions on whether or not race is an issue in someones honest opinion?

Joe: Obamas black?

Ted:"Where have you been!" *he must be racist.*

Joe: Well i just thought ...

Ted: "Your racist"

Joe: "....dude, I thought you were better than racist candy."
by WTF. seriously people? September 22, 2009
mugGet the Racist Candy.mug.

cheap candy

When Jarkko Ruutu hits someone in a non-sporting fashion while playing ice hockey.
Jarkko caught Jagr in the boards with his head down and handed out some cheap candy.
by PensFanForever December 23, 2008
mugGet the cheap candymug.

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