butt failure

an example of vandalism to Wikipedia.

On June 22nd, 2008, George Carlin died of butt failure in Santa Monica, CA. He was 71. He farted too much.

by VarietyPerson April 20, 2010

Butt Favor

When you submit to anal sex in exchange for drugs or other goods.

"Yo dawg, you got the stuff?"
"Yeah, but you owe me a butt favor first."

by PoopParticles April 24, 2010

Butt fumes

A Fart

I need to go outside to expel my Butt Fumes

by Dollarbill1985 July 15, 2010

Butt Diving

To search a packed ash tray for cigarettes that have not been smoked down to the filter.

Steve is out on the porch butt diving because nobody will give him a cigarette.

by Ekim Semaj March 30, 2011

butt sex buddy

A specific person in life that someone has anal sex with. This anal sex is done ferociously and with great confidence.

1 "I found a new butt sex buddy last night. She does anal very viciously and very hard."

by Dr. Nipples October 13, 2013

butt terrors

A fart or a fart followed by more than one other..

I had a terrible nights sleep last night I was suffering from butt terrors

by Murfi June 17, 2014

Butt-fuck county

Butt-fuck county is a fictional area (or at least I hope and pray it is) in the middle of no where. May be used to describe a very rural and very sketchy area. Butt-fuck county generally lacks things like cell phone reception (to call the non-existant butt-fuck county sheriff), law enforcement (when your getting chased by a meth head farmer boy with a shotgun), and normal human beings. What it does have however are plenty of horse headed gal's, corn fields, trucks, farm animals, toothless "good ol' boys" and if you stop and roll the windows down (you probably shouldn't ever stop) you can often hear banjo's playing, if the sound of banjo's starts to converge from multiple directions you should promptly turn the hell around.

I was driving through West Virginia thinking it would get me to New York faster and my buddy told me to roll down the windows in when we were in the middle of Butt-fuck county, suddenly the sound of banjos got closer until we looked around and were surrounding by banjo players and angry farmers. We promptly turned the hell around.

by CTU_FieldAgent200 June 24, 2014