Bullet Wound

When ,while jacking off, a man accidentally ejaculates into his navel, then, while running to the nearest shower or sink, it appears to his friends that he has been shot in the stomach.

Nah, he's just bullet wounded himself.

by Super Hans October 30, 2010

Jimmy Buffett

A well-known country music performer.

If you like Jimmy Buffett, you'll love Garth Brooks.

by Oakkymon July 21, 2006

silver bullet

a condom for fuckin chicks ur not too sure about. generally the double thick lifestyles with the nipple tip and spermicide inside and out.

cuzin, that chick is hot but she shady as fuck. gotta use a silver bullet on this one...

dam, she got 2 kids already, better grab a silver bullet so she wont have a 3rd. not on my watch.

by sp.d.gr8 December 29, 2007

Jimmy Buffet

The female equivalent of 'Rosie Palmer'.

Laura - Hey Gina, what are you up to today?
Gina - I am feeling kind of blue so I was thinking of having Jimmy Buffet over to buff the muffin.

by iamjustme August 11, 2009

Bullet-time

a short time period where someone can dodge bullets.

Neo from the Matrix.

by aznpimpin89 June 5, 2003

Fish Buffet

When, through some cosmic luck, you are able to get a slumber party of girls drunk and eat all of their pussies in the same night.

Guy 1: "Where did you have dinner last night?"
Guy 2: "I had a Fish Buffet catered to my house!"
Guy 3: "When do we get the tomatoes?"

by Fishy man of war February 26, 2013

When the bullet hits the bone

Somewhere in a lonely hotel room there's a guy
Starting to realize that eternal fate has turned its back on him
It's two A.M.

It's two A.M. (It's two A.M.)
Fear is gone (fear is gone)
I'm sitting here waiting
The Gun still warm (the gun still warm)
Maybe my connection is tired of taking chances

Yeah, there's a storm on the loose
Sirens in my head
Wrapped up in silence, all circuits are dead
Cannot decode, my whole life spins into a frenzy

Help, I'm steppin' into the twilight zone
Place is a madhouse, feels like being cold
My beacon's been moved under moon and star
Where am I to go now that I've gone too far? (Oh oh oh)

Help, I'm steppin' into the twilight zone
Place is a madhouse, feels like being alone
My beacon's been moved under moon and star
Where am I to go now that I've gone too far?

So you will come to know
When the bullet hits the bone
So you will come to know
When the bullet hits the bone

I'm fallin' down a spiral, destination unknown
Double crossed messenger, all alone
Can't get no connection, can't get through

Where are you?

Well the night weighs heavy on his guilty mind
This far from the borderline
When the hitman comes
He knows damn well he has been cheated

And he says
Help, I'm steppin' into the twilight zone
Place is a madhouse, feels like being cold
My beacon's been moved under moon and star
Where am I to go now that I've gone too far? (Oh oh oh)

Help, I'm steppin' into the twilight zone
Place is a madhouse, feels like being alone
My beacon's been moved under moon and star
Where am I to go now that I've gone too far?

So you will come to know
When the bullet hits the bone
So you will come to know
When the bullet hits the bone
When the bullet hits the bone

Help, I'm steppin' into the twilight zone
Place is a madhouse, feels like being cold
My beacon's been moved under moon and star
Where am I to go now that I've gone too far? (Oh oh oh)

Help, I'm steppin' into the twilight zone
Place is a madhouse, feels like being alone
My beacon's been moved under moon and star
Where am I to go now that I've gone too far?

So you will come to know
When the bullet hits the bone
So you will come to know
When the bullet hits the bone
So you will come to know
When the bullet hits the bone
So you will come to know
When the bullet hits the bone
When the bullet hits the bone
When the bullet hits the bone
When the bullet hits the bone
When the bullet hits the bone

When the bullet hits the bone
When the bullet hits the bone
When the bullet hits the bone
The bullet hits the bone

by WorseThanHitler November 12, 2020