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brain bang

(1) The male gender's version of scissoring. An instance where two men touch both balls and taint.
:Knock:
Kevin: Hello?
Carl: I'm here for the brain bang.
by EJSD June 28, 2011
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Brain-Weasels

A common condition where someone makes repeated grammatical errors, often followed by hysterical laughing and joking. The only cure for brain-weasels is to suffocate them by smothering the victim with a pillow.
Crap, you're infested with the BRAIN-WEASELS! Quick, smother him/her with a pillow.

*followed by a small footchase and a pillow smothering*
by Noah February 1, 2005
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Brain Check

When a girl is dying to give you some head but you just aren't in the mood for it -- you ask her for a brain check.
Tim: Vicky really wanted to give me a blow job last night...

Ryan: So did she?

Tim: Nah, I had just hooked up with her room mate, so I asked her for a brain check.
by J Ganthier October 12, 2008
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brain meats

The tasty delicious meats, found exclusively within the skulls of the stupid, inferm, obease and young. Often craved by zombies, cadavour kids (AKA goths), and your mom.

:Also see Skull Fuck.
"I crave your Brain Meats BITCH!!!"
by Buckwheat_tom November 6, 2004
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Brain Job

A girl or guy who is an excessive oral sex giver and that may take money for his or her deeds or not.
by Robbby ottss February 12, 2009
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Brain Surgeon

When a man or a woman grasps and chokes a mans sack and then starts licking and poking the bulbous result with his or her tongue.
by grandolmasterroshi January 25, 2011
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brain blower

n: A person who feigns interest in another, very smart person just so that the brainy one will do their homework.

n: A morbid or depressed individual with a secret desire to publicly shoot themselves in the mouth, temple, or under the chin. Usually this form of suicide is their chief fantasy.

n: An unusually tough math problem.
If stupid Dax doesn't want to fail Algebra again he's gonna have to become a major brain blower.

Mary told me she thought about keeping a handgun in her backpack; I think she's a brain blower.

Fuck this Geometry bullshit... #8 is a SERIOUS brain blower!
by MC Bella December 9, 2008
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