apple boobs

something that people say to break silence, usually said due to habits

Person 1: Hey, did you see that new movie?
Person 2: Yeah, pretty cool.
Person 1: ...
Person 2: apple boobs

by anglocorns January 18, 2015

boob defence

a way for a girl to get out of someone flaming on them, by playing with their enormous breasts, or drawing attention to them, because they are too mentally challenged to use comebacks.

"Man holly krull is always using boob defence." -Jana
"yeah, she must be the dumbest person i know." -Erick

by Jana Boatman February 8, 2008

cleft boob

Referring to the unnatural divide created by breast implants, birth defects, or excess testosterone during pubescent development (which can also lead to the elongation of the butt crack). The area separating the breasts creates an unattractive y-shaped cleavage line. This commonly brings out unattractive characteristics in the affected females personality, such as: a chameleon type personality issue and delusions of grandiose fighting skills.

"That chick has some nasty cleft boob." "Would you, please, hold my umbrella in your cleft boobage?" "My cell phone just fell in your cleft boob."

by KM and AH June 9, 2008

fire boobs

(noun)

An activity or object that is fun, yet dangerous. From the television show Stella, which ran for one season on Comedy Central. It originated in the episode "Camping," in which Michael Ian Black, David Wain, and Michael Showalter have a conversation with a mysterious mountain man.

Mountain Man: Yes, the woods are fun.
Wain: Like boobs?
Mountain Man: But they can also be dangerous.
Showalter: Like fire boobs?

Bill: Wanna throw my pocketknife at some trees?
Jim: I dunno, dude, it could end up being like fire boobs.

by MC Westy P July 22, 2008

Boob-nap

The act of grabbing someones boob and pulling on it by accident. Not usually intended, but can be.

Lily ran up to me yesterday and boob-naped me! She is soo dead!

by ManOfCars March 4, 2009

Man Boob

Taxi driver in North London of Indian origin who claims that there is only one shop open in London after 2am, the shop being in Brick Lane.
Also a term for a liar.

Man Boob, Man boob, are you telling me there is only 1 shop open in a city of 8 million? You're a liar Man boob.

by robbie3425645764 January 6, 2008

chocolate boob

a boob made out of chocolate, similar to a chocolate bunny.

Madeline: Here's your chocolate boob that I got you for your birthday.
Emily: Thanks! All I wanted was this chocolate boob! I hope it doesn't melt!

by emilyemilyemily April 7, 2007