(noun) Unable to see the target when taking the driver out for a whizz. Popularised by golfers with large beer bellies.
by Edo77 April 24, 2025
Get the Blind pee shotmug. Or “DBB”. 🍆🙈🐶
A) A female who will give up all morals or principles to be with a man that doesn’t benefit her and, will cut anyone off that tells her.
B) A female that will never be single will bounce man to man because she can’t live with herself refusing to heal or prioritize herself
C) A female that chooses to stay in a toxic environment/relationship. “He knows we’re home is”
A) A female who will give up all morals or principles to be with a man that doesn’t benefit her and, will cut anyone off that tells her.
B) A female that will never be single will bounce man to man because she can’t live with herself refusing to heal or prioritize herself
C) A female that chooses to stay in a toxic environment/relationship. “He knows we’re home is”
by ajsadan January 24, 2025
Get the D!ck Blind B!tchmug. by poor slinky neck November 2, 2016
Get the blind babymug. Wrapping your arms around another person from behind and biting their neck. It is usually done to show affection.
Guy 1: Hey, I heard you got blind rugged by someone at that party last night!
Guy 2: Ya! Now my neck really hurts!
Guy 1: Well, atleast it means she likes you.
Guy 2: I guess so, but I am not the blind rugging kind of guy.
Guy 2: Ya! Now my neck really hurts!
Guy 1: Well, atleast it means she likes you.
Guy 2: I guess so, but I am not the blind rugging kind of guy.
by SlimKim June 12, 2016
Get the Blind Ruggingmug. A sexual act usually performed but not limited to a male and female.
Initially the male is blindfolded and then undressed by the female.
The female then undresses and lays legs akimbo on the edge of a piece of furniture, usually a bed or couch.
The blindfolded male then proceeds to find the females "letterbox" so he can insert his "package" into it.
As the man finishes he yells out "your package has been fully delivered"
Initially the male is blindfolded and then undressed by the female.
The female then undresses and lays legs akimbo on the edge of a piece of furniture, usually a bed or couch.
The blindfolded male then proceeds to find the females "letterbox" so he can insert his "package" into it.
As the man finishes he yells out "your package has been fully delivered"
"I'm looking for a blindfold can you help me"?
Store clerk: " what do you need a blindfold for?"
"My girlfriend and I are planning to do some roleplay later on and she suggested we try "The blind postman".
Store clerk: " what do you need a blindfold for?"
"My girlfriend and I are planning to do some roleplay later on and she suggested we try "The blind postman".
by ZeppelinCaptain December 18, 2021
Get the The blind postmanmug. Dude, he's barely making it himself but he's footing the bill for that freeloader's ICP ticket, even letting him crash on the couch without throwing in. He's blinded by the bro, and it's going to end up costing him.
by ThreadMaestro May 30, 2019
Get the blinded by the bromug. by Totesmagoots October 3, 2020
Get the Cheeto Blindnessmug.