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semi-bisexual

Despite everybody saying it's for straight people, it's not.

It means you like one specific gender, but you'd make some exceptions.
John: I'm semi-bisexual
Sarah: Fuck you mean?
John: See I'm straight but... I'd give a few exceptions. Like Ryan Reynolds or George Michael.
Sarah: That's pretty gay, just say you're Bi.
John: I'm not Bi. I only would give a very few exceptions to very few people

For a gay person:
John: I'm semi-bisexual
Sarah: Fuck you mean?
John: See I'm gay but... I'd give a few exceptions. Like Scarlett Johansson or Margot Robbie.
Sarah: That's pretty straight, just say you're Bi.
John: I'm not Bi. I only would give a very few exceptions to very few people
by E-Simia February 26, 2024
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Annoying bisexual

A bisexual stereotype claimed by bisexual who find themselves annoying like the stereotype (ex: mean lesbian)
1(a bisexual person):I find myself so annoying like the bisexual stereotype..
2: Do you know bisexuals have claimed this term and there are even a flag?
1:Really??Its soo cool!!I can be an annoying bisexual!
by R1nl3n April 1, 2024
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a bisexual's dream

when both people in a couple are very attractive
dude, judy x nick is a bisexual's dream
by ImaBigNerd October 25, 2024
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Performative Bisexual

Queer person currently in a straight relationship who constantly reminds people that they are still queer
"I love women."

"Girl you are in a long-term relationship with your boyfriend, no need to be a performative bisexual."
by John_Doe_86 November 27, 2025
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BIG BAD BISEXUAL BRAD

His name is Brad he enjoys long walks on the beach with strawberry margaritas listening to his fave tune California girls by Katy perry he also enjoys making cakes and sweet treats with his easy bake oven, his eyebrows are probably higher than the Eiffel Tower and he’s also very eco friendly so instead of driving a big truck like real men he rides his pink old fashioned bike in which they used to call a banana bike he probably enjoys riding those I’d assume. He also runs like a dinasoar with his unhyper extended arms.
Hey look! It’s big bad bisexual Brad at the spa!! Getting manipeddis
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Ur uncle bisexual

Roast: worse than ur mom gay and ur dad lesbian combined
Little Boy: Ur mom gay
Big Boy: Ur dad lesbian
Little Boy: *chokes coughs almost faints* wel uhhh ur uncle bisexual
Big Boy: *ded*
by Bosaboy51 May 10, 2018
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Ur grandpa bisexual

bisexual grandpa” is far worse than any insult in the book it’s pretty much all the insults combined
Joe: hey nick I hear about how UR MOM GAY!
Nick: no u
Joe: well I have something to beat that UR GRANDPA BISEXUAL
Nick: Fuck.
by Banditurmom69 May 10, 2018
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