badustrum

The common word for a baked mushroom. Which originates from Sweden.

I think ill have my badustrum slightly crispy with Hoi Sin sauce.

by Peter Laursen December 4, 2007

badustrum

A common known dish of baked mushroom, originating from Central Sweden.

I think ill have my badustrum slightly crispy with the Hoi sin sauce please.

by Peter Laursen December 4, 2007

Bastardabhi

A callous and balding man-child who is turned on by women who file frivolous court cases against him and who have live-in "serious" boyfriends. Highly narcissistic and a pathological liar. Will end up old, bitter, alone, and bald.

I don't even want to think about what Bastardabhi and Whorsea were doing in that car. The horrors.

by Disgusted1 May 30, 2008

Barstitute

1. bartender that is also a prostitute.

2. A prostitue that frequents a local pub.

3. A loose bar patron (aka. The Welcome Wagon)

Brian and Sean and Chris have all slept with Cherry the Barstitute.

by diamondgirl453 September 27, 2010

Bastamental

A belief/way of life, based around living to the fullest. The most challenging part about this, is learning your personal/individual "fullness". The main goal of being a basta is to reach a sense of "perfection". The beauty of this belief is that "perfection" is ever changing to adapt to life, knowledge, age, and other surroundings. Therefore supplying an endless learning experience.

The hardest task is the Out of Body Experience. By mastering this art, certain powers are available to anyone.

Such as:

1. Meeting other people in an Out of Body Experience

2. The power to manipulate, subliminally alter, curse, and build up other people's mind. Through speaking to an unwary person/soul, you can even send someone into spiraling suicidal depression.

Common practices/activities:

1. Out of Body Experience (For mental and spiritual development)

2. Lucid Dreaming (Recreational)

3. Self Hypnosis (Optional)(For enhancing personal attributes)

Origin of Word: Given that most people could not possibly begin to understand the concept, the name "Bastamental"

The root words are Bastard Mentalist (or Mental)

bas·tard

3.something irregular, inferior, spurious, or unusual.

Spurious, the main source of the definition of bastard

spu·ri·ous/ˈspyo͝orēəs/

Not being what it purports to be; false or fake: Along the lines of reasoning Apparently but not actually valid: "this spurious reasoning results in nonsense".

Only through mediation and Out of Body Experiences will the path be shown of Bastamental

by Bastamental [Himself] November 30, 2011

bassthole

an individual who is simultaneously a bastard and an asshole.

Here it is in the Middle of March and those basstholes in the office still haven't given me my W2's!!
bastard asshole

by Tylersays March 14, 2013

Bastard jummy

When you are trying to insult someone in a Scottish accent and the only thing you can think of is "Bastard jummy"

You are a bastard jummy!

by Stijn November 28, 2014