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flat battery

When somebody starts off fixing a headlight but then you realize your dash is taken apart. You’re fixin a flat battery
Did you see Damon fixin the blinker fluid!!! Total flat battery!!
by ashHaL1087 November 23, 2022
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Jun-baited

the state of being involuntarily compelled to watch certain Japanese TV dramas or to follow the Japanese musical group Arashi because of an overwhelming attraction to actor/singer Jun Matsumoto
I admit I only watched that drama because I was Jun-baited.
I started to listen to Arashi after I got Jun-baited.
by Jun-baited1 February 25, 2023
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low battery power

20% battery or less
Low battery power on your phone can automatically turn on battery saving mode, or when the low battery alert appears, you will have to turn battery saving mode on manually.
by bluestinger66 May 7, 2023
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Baghdad battery

When one partner lays on the floor while the other partner squats over their head. As they take their stance, the "bottom" partner then tases the "top" partner right in the butthole.
While the power was off last night, we decided to lighten the mood with a good 'ol fashion Baghdad battery!
by NoMoreShabuShabu May 13, 2023
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skatter-batter

a gay man who likes to have sex in order to get shit dick (poop on dick)
tim: gary is a skatter-batter he likes to fuck till he gets shit on his dick
by equus bellum May 29, 2023
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main battery

A main battery is the primary weapon or group of weapons around which a warship is designed. As such, a main battery was historically a gun or group of guns, as in the broadsides of cannon on a ship of the line. Later, this came to be turreted groups of similar large-caliber naval rifles.
e.g.: FIRE ALL MAIN BATTERY TURRETS!, LOAD ALL MAIN BATTERY TURRETS WITH AP ROUNDS!
by Dinacheris June 22, 2023
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car battery

A battery to power an automobile, used often as an acquatic fauna rejuvenator, also its good in all cases.
Girlfriend: I'm breaking up with you, sorry, it's just that the stress you're putting on me is astronomica-
Boyfriend: car battery
Girlfriend: this is why i'm cheating on you with bradley you useless reprobate
Boyfriend car battery (derogatory)
by m̶e̷m̸e̷s̴ June 26, 2023
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