twice baked potato

Shitting into a condom then freezing it. Once it is frozen solid, take it out of the condom and use it as a dildo to stick in your lover's ass. Then leave it in until it thaws, then your lover shits it back out and presents it to you "twice baked".

Your sister is hot and so was the twice baked potato she shit onto my chest last night.

by steamy gene September 23, 2008

flange baskets

Exclamation upon finding yourself in an unfortunate situation.

"Damn, we are stuck in a hole"
"Flange Baskets!"

by Dave_roolz October 22, 2003

i'm so baked

The term of using drugs instead of using I'm high man you can use I'm so baked

Boy1: I'm so high man
Boy2: I'm so baked this is the best party ever

by cookiemonster1999 May 6, 2015

basketball

A sport invented in Massachusetts, and unlike most other sports, has actually become more masculine over the years, with the introduction of longer shorts.

Basketball went from white people shooting around in thigh-huggers, to black guys slam dunking and laying up in long shorts.

by The Sub February 26, 2005

basketball

for me its life, its tears, its that venom that seeps into ur skin slowly infecting every cell of your body until your taken over completly, its wat gets me up in the morning,its wat keeps me awake at nite, its the passion that keeps me living, its my coach, its the smell of the gym, the squeek of your jordans, that look on ur face wen its the forth quarter with 3 mins left only leading by 2 pts, its villanova, its wat i stay in the rain for 3 hrs for just to get that perfect jumpshot, its wat ppl say wen they walk by me practicing on my lil hoop like "damn she gud", its life.

ur rite it is life. basketball is wat drives u to greatness, is wat makes u the best person u kan be, its life.

by Celest December 1, 2006

Baked Potato

When someone bends over in front of you and purposefully flatulates. They occasionally use an excuse such as finding a penny on the ground.

Man, Steve totally gave me a baked potato on the way home from work.

by Mufftacular January 16, 2009

Spooky basket

A basket filled with gifts for a certain person and things they would like. Is usually Halloween themed but doesn’t have to be. Can be used to show how thankful you are for a person in your life. Can also be made to your friends not just a significant other.

Girl: Hey Delilah! I made a spooky basket for you.

Girl 2: thank you best friend!

by Lizzie Queen October 26, 2018