steaming the garlic

When a woman’s coochie gets so sweaty you can see it through her overgarments.

“She steaming the garlic” - A guy at my gym to nobody in particular while staring at a woman doing squat thrusts.

by TheWhiteHotep March 07, 2024

Steamed Clam

When a woman farts and it maneuvers itself towards the front and into her vagina so she ends up having to queef it out.

My wife ripped one and gave herself a Steamed Clam.

by jtrier1 April 28, 2023

Steamed Clams

When the roast in your oven is ruined and smoke ends up coming out of your oven.

"Oh, that isn't smoke! It's steam! Steam from the steamed clams we're having! MMMMMM steamed clams"

by MrLoser74 August 31, 2023

Steaming Susan

The act of putting saran wrap over your face while another person defecates on it.

Steve wanted to bring the relationship to the next level so he asked Mindy to give him a Steaming Susan.

by Undercovermuthafunka November 16, 2018

steam ID 76561199471772840

a stupid sad little man who plays rust all day

i fucking hate steam ID 76561199471772840 he is so sad

by dexexfury August 30, 2023

Check steam

A troll phrase said occasionally in the Geometry Dash community to bait people into thinking the 2.2 update has been released.

Hey Alex. Check Steam.

You're an asshole, Jerry!

by xtx55 December 17, 2023

check steam

A troll sentence used to bait people into checking Steam for a new update for a game which hasn't been updated in a while.
Most notably used by Geometry Dash players waiting for update 2.2

Person 1: Dude, update 2.2 is gonna be delayed again, RobTop has beeb silent for weeks...
Person 2: You sure? check steam

by xd_baTron November 27, 2023