Alberto

The bastard that gives weird letters to girls

Hey Alberto that girl is hot don’t write her a letter you idiot!

by Fortnights February 17, 2022

dirty amber alert

when you are fucking a girl and an amber alert comes out right as you cum in her and she shits all over the bed

My girl and I had a dirty amber alert last night. We have to get new sheets now.

by Archerygirl121704 February 2, 2022

pulled an amber

When you txt something to the wrong person which then makes it embarrassing

Dude 1. Yooo I just txted my girl that I was cheating
Dude 2. Oh shit, u pulled an amber

by ljdlee April 2, 2015

pulling an amber

Accusing the victim of your abuses as the perpetrator while you smiled like it was nothing at all.

She pulling an amber on him, even with all the evidences and testimonies from multiple witnesses. Makes you wonder who's dick she sucked to get that verdict.

by xscraid November 14, 2020

Albert Einstein

Some really smart dude. He failed math and still became famous, so it is ok to hate math. He came up with this whole e=mc2 thing. His cause of death is unknown, but it is believed that he divided by zero.

"I divided by zero... OH SHI-"

"Albert Einstein failed math, I can too!"

by gravy666 February 11, 2008

Alberto

He's the most toxic piece of shit you'll ever meet

Person 1: "Why is Alberto so toxic dude wtf"

Person 2: "Idk the guy plays siege so"

by Ash main 6969 October 12, 2018

Amber

Is fun, cool and hard working talented beyond words has a big hart but strong enough to endure the pain and she will defeat you

Amber is my best friend for ever
Won't ever give her up

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd September 17, 2019