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Abstentia Dementia

The description of a man's state of mind when sex in a relationship dies off. The word abstentia comes from abstinence and absentia. You'll often see him gazing off into space, drinking more than usual and in some cases, weeping like a baby.
"Dude, is everything alright? You look lost!"

"Sorry, it's just my abstentia dementia acting up again..."
by xcryptic August 18, 2016
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Absopositivellutally

Absopositivellutally: Without a doubt! Exclamationof approval.
"We absopositivellutally would love to go to the Grand Canyon!" "That is absopositivellutally the best idea you've ever had."
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absoloute balls

that bike is absoloute balls
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Abstracturbation

The act of self-gratification while looking at a Picasso painting of a 3 boobed lady
I got kicked out of the Picasso museum for Abstracturbation
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ABSONOTLY

My answer to the last question is absonotly
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absofriggintootinlutely

The cleaner version of "absofuckinlutely". Safe to use around parents.
Do you want to go to the movies?

Absofriggintootinlutely!
by Cerx2763 May 24, 2017
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absofuckinglutely

absofuckinglutely...adverb: a word created to add significant emphasis when supporting something that is held in the highest regard.
Fred: "Hey Frank, are you traveling to a spot where you can see 100% of the total eclipse of the sun on August 21, 2017?" Frank: "Absofuckinglutely"!!!
by hvygee July 3, 2017
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