Ed j'on

Philippine slang for calling someone a pedophile

The priest is an Ed j'on
Isa kang Ed j'on

by Markus2323 July 8, 2025

ED Pills

Pills to prove to your girl/wife that you're not a faggot having an affair with a dude.

Commercial for ED Pills- Has she been wondering lately about your sexuality? Does she tell you that every part of you is dysfunctional, and that your whiskey dick problem goes deeper than your drinking habit? That's because you need these pills, so that you can prove to her that you're not a faggot that would choose gay porn over her any day. It might not be a big deal to you, but to her it is a big deal that your dick does what it is supposed to do and stops malfunctioning.

by The Original Agahnim August 3, 2021

ed laskey

a right minger

see that bloke there? yeah the 8 pinter across the pub. he's a real ed laskey for true

by godsavethequeen1745 July 30, 2022

ED

The name ed refers to a guy who chases a girl who gets enjoyment out of his suffering resulting to countless lone pleasuring sessions until he unlocks erectile disfunction

Wow ed get over her

by anonymous July 5, 2024

x(ed)-out

completely nonfunctional due to overconsumption of alcohol or drug abuse.
when you had to much to drink or smoke.

He had a fifth of titos last night he's gonna be x(ed)-out after having drinking that.

by JQ back injury April 20, 2019

Ed Sheeran

Sexy.

You look so ed sheeran today!
That guy is very ed sheeran.

by Coffee Jelly June 1, 2021

Ed

Boi gonna steal ur girl

Ed’s stealing ur girl

by Chef bed February 3, 2020