indivudual that has is seen by others as knowing everything about computers, females seem to avoid and scorn "tech guys", for some unknown reason.
by disrespecting foo December 10, 2002
Get the tech guymug. a highly overrated show popular with geeks with no originality of their own because they need to watch it to get some lame new catchphrase. despite what some think, it doesn't copy the simpsons. it also has less direction than a blind Jew. mostly comprised of flashback scenes with no connection to the plot (if there is any) and features boring rants by a lemonheaded baby.
A: Wow, why am I watching this Family Guy crap when South Park is on?
B: I don't now, maybe you're queer.
B: I don't now, maybe you're queer.
by mombanger69 April 10, 2006
Get the family guymug. A guy that is very very sly. So sly to the point where your jaw drops when he does his cunning actions.
Freddy: "Cory, I can't believe you just benched 365; That's so incredible!"
Cory: "Yeah, I'm what you call a Sly Guy."
Cory: "Yeah, I'm what you call a Sly Guy."
by Backflip Guy August 2, 2009
Get the Sly Guymug. When two guys and one girl have sex and the men speak with English accents, wear monocles, and monopolize her vagina and mouth
by dirk diggler 35 May 4, 2014
Get the the monopoly guymug. Latin Name: Homo Smarmus
Typically found inhabiting Eastern North America, the Homo Smarmus is a rare and distinct individual.
They tend to favor indoor habitats where microwavable meals, XBox, and online chatrooms denouncing the intelligence of others are near at hand.
Physical Appearance: A material covering with a striped pattern (Scientists currently studying Homo Smarmus are developing a theory which states that this might be some form of tribal garb) usually coloured green and poo-brown is essential. The left forelimb is permanently extended upwards, and shoulders hunched.
A unique grunt is the natural call of the Homo Smarmus. One might liken it to a cough, when broken down it sounds like "Ahhh-hack-hack-hack-hack-ughhh". However, while it is found loud and irritating to those near to the Homo Smarmus, it does not travel well, making it difficult for one Homo Smarmus to warn others about the presence of someone who has a low bullshit tolerance.
Those who have studied this species closely advise others to keep their distance as there may be longterm side effects which could potentially lead to:
sensitivity of eyes to light
stunting of growth (in children)
swelling of feet or lower legs
vomiting
headache
muscle cramps
hallucinations
mental depression
mood swings
skin rash or hives
hiccups
wounds that will not heal
increased sweating
indigestion
Please also note that these side effects are similar to those of IBD.
Typically found inhabiting Eastern North America, the Homo Smarmus is a rare and distinct individual.
They tend to favor indoor habitats where microwavable meals, XBox, and online chatrooms denouncing the intelligence of others are near at hand.
Physical Appearance: A material covering with a striped pattern (Scientists currently studying Homo Smarmus are developing a theory which states that this might be some form of tribal garb) usually coloured green and poo-brown is essential. The left forelimb is permanently extended upwards, and shoulders hunched.
A unique grunt is the natural call of the Homo Smarmus. One might liken it to a cough, when broken down it sounds like "Ahhh-hack-hack-hack-hack-ughhh". However, while it is found loud and irritating to those near to the Homo Smarmus, it does not travel well, making it difficult for one Homo Smarmus to warn others about the presence of someone who has a low bullshit tolerance.
Those who have studied this species closely advise others to keep their distance as there may be longterm side effects which could potentially lead to:
sensitivity of eyes to light
stunting of growth (in children)
swelling of feet or lower legs
vomiting
headache
muscle cramps
hallucinations
mental depression
mood swings
skin rash or hives
hiccups
wounds that will not heal
increased sweating
indigestion
Please also note that these side effects are similar to those of IBD.
Student: "Oh no! Smarmy Guy is in this class, I can already feel the bile rising up in my throat and the indigestion kicking in!"
Smarmy Guy: "Ahhh-hack-hack-hack-hack-ughhhh"
Smarmy Guy: "Ahhh-hack-hack-hack-hack-ughhhh"
by S_Fiction November 12, 2010
Get the Smarmy Guymug. Hands down, the greatest animated show of all time, and the funniest show on television for over 22 years
It centers around the griffins. Consisting of the crazy but loveable father Peter, the caring but frisky mother Lois, Man's best friend Brian, Flamboyant baby genius Stewie, The black sheep teenage girl Meg, And the hormonal son with a big heart Chris.
If you ever want to laugh, watch this show. It will cheer you up on your hardest of days and will forever be iconic and hilarious
It centers around the griffins. Consisting of the crazy but loveable father Peter, the caring but frisky mother Lois, Man's best friend Brian, Flamboyant baby genius Stewie, The black sheep teenage girl Meg, And the hormonal son with a big heart Chris.
If you ever want to laugh, watch this show. It will cheer you up on your hardest of days and will forever be iconic and hilarious
by mynameizz February 24, 2021
Get the Family Guymug. Me: Ay b0ss! I habe cancer! Gimme that pusi, habe you seen an alien plz?
My Brother: Are you quoting that Pink Guy shit again?
Me: Nyes
My Brother: Are you quoting that Pink Guy shit again?
Me: Nyes
by RandyTheRockerRichards July 3, 2019
Get the Pink Guymug.