Double Muppet

A sexual act during which two people fist each other simultaneously.
Did you see Cameron and Brooke at the party?! They were in Aaron’s room doing the double muppet! Man, that looked like it hurt.
by Batmansnutsack November 10, 2020
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Double Solitaire

When you masturbate once, then immediately masturbate again with the other hand.
My blind date didn't end well, so I went home and gave myself a double solitaire.
by Guest53472 July 02, 2016
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Double Captain

Pouring a bowl of Captain Crunch cereal, and instead of milk, you pour Captain Morgan to create a true breakfast of champions.
Me and my friend totally went double captain this morning.
by D.Asian January 17, 2012
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Double Stub

When you stub your toe on someone elses toe, in turn stubbing thier toe at the same time.
Damn, I just witnessed a double stub in the locker room, it was funny. They were both hobbling around laughing.
by Man with many words November 06, 2009
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Double cunt

A female drunk who knowingly has sex with married men. She cant get enough. its rumored that she has such a huge vagina, that it makes a large penis-appearance bulge in her shorts. thus making her a double cunt.
That double cunt slut looks juat like kristina! Oh wait, it is her!!!
by VindictiveAngel January 14, 2023
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Double affair

When someone cheats on their boyfriend / girlfriend / fiancé / fiancée / husband / wife with someone who is also in a relationship or married.
Hanna: my ex had a double affair, he cheated on me with his cousin’s fiancée.
Kate: maybe if you would’ve given him head, he wouldn’t have cheated on you.
by nutella137 October 12, 2020
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Double Shitty

When a radio station, such as Z99 or any Ryan Seacrest broadcasting, plays 2 songs of lesser enjoyment in a back-to-back fashion. The term originated when the song Blurred Lines was followed by the ill famed, Thrift Shop.
Example of a "Double Shitty": "Fuck one direction just came on after nickelback we got double shittied"
by Donheis December 29, 2013
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