Youtube Shorts

Short form content uploaded to Youtube. May or may not be the cause of our decreasing attention spans.

Person 1: Danno Cal Draws and Nigel & Marmalade are the only good YouTube shorts creators.

Person 2: Facts!

Youtube Shorts by Nonery October 28, 2023

YouTube Schloob

A You Tube commenter who just whines about something related to the video or another comment, usually with poor spelling and grammar. They generally don't seem to get the point of the video or comment and go off on some minor issue they take offense with.

Did you see the comment from QrCF21? about that funny video:

"WELL maby your JUST living some were they dont have real ones i gess!!!"

What a YouTube Schloob.

YouTube Schloob by Mrpicasso February 18, 2009

YouTube Premium 

For Android users, look up YouTube Vanced. It's basically the exact same thing as YT Premium but free. You're welcome.

A: Dude I want YouTube premium so I can play songs in the background but I'm broke AF.
B: Is your phone an Android?
A: Yep
B: Okay, then you can just download YouTube Vanced (google it), install the apk file and you basically have a modded YT app with all the features of Premium.
A: Oh wow! That's fricking awesome!

YouTube Premium by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian January 8, 2022

youtube white boy 

The kind of white boy that you would see doing stupid things on youtube just for attention.

Youtube White Boy: Hey look everyone, I'm doing the crip walk.

Real Crip: What the hell was that? That wasn't a crip walk!

youtube white boy by Jnelsonmarka March 27, 2007

Youtube Game 

When someone shows you what they think is a hilarius video on youtube that is really dumb. After the first one they show you ends, they click on a related video that is also dumb and the cycle keeps continuing. They think they're really good videos but you can't get away cause there is always a related video afterwards.

Oh Bro, I know I was suppose to meet up with you at 6pm, but Jon is playing the youtube game with me and I can't get away.

Somone kill me, Jon keeps playing the youtube game with me and none of these videos are even close to being funny.

Youtube Game by WashingtonStateCougars74 June 20, 2010

Youtube-ate 

TO get vicarious sexual gratification through watching Youtube videos

I wonder if that attention whore is comfortable with the number guys who just subscribe to her channel to Youtube-ate?

Youtube-ate by Eddie Walrus February 27, 2009

Youtube Jackpot 

When your video comes up first in the search results for something general, landing you a shitload of views. Coupled with Google Ads it's like winning a jackpot.

Jane's video of her cat licking peanut butter beat out all the other videos of cats licking peanut butter, so Jane hit the youtube jackpot with 40 million views and 20,000 dollars from adsense.

Youtube Jackpot by Miles the Magnificent September 18, 2010