window licker

a retarded reatrd who licks windows on the happy bus....

"i like horses...i love them....lick,lick,lick...hmmmm...this window is getting very clean?????"

by jessifa May 24, 2004

window licker

a mentally retarded short bus patron

dude, he's a total window licker!

by babynuts0 September 22, 2007

Microsoft Windows

A decent OS that runs on over half the world's computers that Macintosh and Linux users who think they're redpilled/different from society always circlejerk each other about how "bad" it is.

Instead of fighting about literal fucking computer software, how about you go outside and touch some grass for once, maybe smell the fresh air?

Person 1: "er mah gerd *snort* microsoft windows is so trash and bad errhuh"
Person 2: "Kindly get a life, please."

by Daniel Apaché March 30, 2021

Window Shopping

A person looking at any reflective surface and they are checking their own reflection, not actually looking at merchandise.

She was a narcissist; she'd be window shopping the whole length of the block, checking her hair as often as she blinked.

by CMNF September 13, 2011

window ninja

peeping tom, someone who looks into windows for nude women.

tom goes up to a womans window pulls a window ninja.

by Charles Denton January 14, 2008

Windows Vista

Best Microsoft Operating System ever. It works, it doesn't crash. And doesn't force you to outdated like OS X. Windows Vista, Operating System that was created by Microsoft. Takes the best bits of XP, and makes it better.

Windows Vista Home Premium

by Tpavra August 2, 2008

Windows XP

A really powerful vacuum cleaner, like a Shop-Vac, or anything else that SUCKS.

by Cornholio August 26, 2003