Fat Wanker

A great big fat nordic wanker

A Flower

by ME December 4, 2003

bitch wanker

One who wanks bitches

Yep, she's a bitch wanker

by The Buffy September 7, 2006

Willy Wanker

A small guy with pubes longer than his dick

Guy1: My friends call me a willy wanker
Guy 2: How come?
Guy 1: Since my pubes are so long, every time I beat my meat I just pull on my pubes...
Guy 2: HA....Willy Wanker...

by bigShmoke February 19, 2017

Wanker

Term for someone who has no accomplishments to speak of, wastes time or is not productive, a jerk-off.

Don't expect Ken to finish that report on time, he's a total wanker.

by Wes Ferguson July 7, 2005

wanker

Wanker(s): Anyone hailing from Manchester or the surrounding areas whether they support United or City.

1.)sing. Fergie is a cunt and a wanker.

2.)pl. Those Neville brothers are a lot of fucking wanker(s).

by Go on you Arsenal! July 10, 2003

wankadank

The penile shaft that resides in the pelivc region. Its uses could be for urination or ramming into female orifces. When contact via foriegn hands, mouths, or female orifices or when intense movements executed by yourself are permitted, the wankadank grows in size and becomes stiff. Eventually these practices will result in an orgasm and ejaculation of semen, which should be blown into female orifices or on their face.

My wankadank is so big. And I ram people with it.

by Sean Herzig July 29, 2008

wankerchiff

A "hankerchiff" specificaly for wiping ones seimen onto.

"Oh dear alex if you must do that in my kitchen dont use my tea towels, use a wankerchiff"

by the pen boy of CLAW September 27, 2009