Someone so stupid, useless to the world and to people that they are better off being hand jobs or sperm.

These people usually wreck innocent peoples lives, causing them severe drama, annoyance,

do nothing good except want stupid things like, designer clothes, tattoos,

My brother is a waste of sperm, all he does is get in my business and live off my parents.

waste of sperm by dogmanforlife September 22, 2019

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wannabe waster

Someone who pretends to be a drinker and drug user but is too pussy to inhale a joint or drink booze strait. Most of the time they'll just talk about how much they drink or smoke but can't be seen when it comes to actually doing these things.

"NUUH, I DWANK 15 PINTS OF VODKA LAST NIGHT THEN I SMOKED 60 SPLIFFS"
"Shut up Liam you wannabe waster"

wannabe waster by Tedington December 14, 2006

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bitch washed

to become a bitch, or booty indifferent due to a long unhealthy relationship with a bitch.

that nigga mikes so bitch washed, he aint try for pussy in a year

bitch washed by craxFIVESIX March 13, 2009

Cali Washed

Similar to the terms of Asians being white washed, people who've lived in California their whole lives become Cali washed. They think it's unusual to have never been to the beach, believe that 60 degrees Fahrenheit is cold weather, and are surrounded by Asians.

1. Dionisia complained of freezing, because it was nearly 60 degrees outside. She's obviously Cali Washed.

2. I told my best friend I had never been to the beach, and she gave me a strange look and replied, "wtf?" I told her not everyone has a beach down the street, and that she was definitely Cali Washed.

Cali Washed by Brookasaurus October 28, 2009

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