Urban Dictionary

A dictionary where teachers go up and search for slang and end up searching for something about sex.

Teacher: What does "herbal essence" mean, Brian?
Brian: I don't know, go and search Urban Dictionary.
Teacher: "goes and searches Urban Dictionary"
Teacher. Oh.

by tedious is sexier thanyouthink June 23, 2021

Urban Dictionary

When you are on Urban Dictionary and you’re so bored that you end up typing this in and seeing this definition.

I searched up Urban Dictionary on Urban Dictionary!

by Er... bandictionary? May 11, 2020

Urban Politicionary

When someone tries to use the urban dictionary to further their political agenda. Basically half the definitions submitted.

Person: Hey man you read urban dictionary Lately?
Person 2: nah I can’t stand them right now. They keep on bringing politics into definitions instead of defining universal terms. It’s more like Urban Politicionary

by GaySchlatt July 23, 2020

Dick Urban

The mythical Father of the Urban Dictionary, born and nurtured by his disciples, who ever moment of the day find meaning in the meaningless. An earthy dude in a foul mood who was at once a crude and rude. He said what was on his mind and then opened the forum to the world.

They ought to build a statue for Dick Urban, a man who got away with words.

by tirtle June 18, 2018

Urban Patriot

One who has a mania for the urban dictionary.

Me: URA Urban Patriot
Random Guy XII: What the what do U mean

by laser_fox March 9, 2021

Urban Dictionary

A godsend

"I don't know what I would do without the Urban Dictionary."

by Moon Worshiper August 30, 2022

urban ornaments

Using trash to decorate the "hood" as if it were Christmas ornaments.

1. When my sneakers were worn out I threw them over the telephone lines with the rest of the urban ornaments.

2. Moms used my idea of takin my old tires and makin urban ornament flower pots.

by muffinman514 April 28, 2009