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Person 2: Hate*
Person 1: Bruh, I will fucking slam this phone/ipad through a god damn stalagmite if I make one more fucking spelling error.
Person 2: Damn. Typing on mobile keyboards must suck.
Person 2: Hate*
Person 1: Bruh, I will fucking slam this phone/ipad through a god damn stalagmite if I make one more fucking spelling error.
Person 2: Damn. Typing on mobile keyboards must suck.
by moth. August 07, 2021
by Smh smh January 12, 2023
A traveling salesman or sales representative that wines and dines clients in order to push whatever average or mundane product he is selling. He is usually named something like Mark, is the life of the party, puts everything in the corporate card, and speaks with a northeastern US or New England accent.
“Hey man, wanna catch the game somewhere tonight?”
“I would, but some Mark type got us court side seats at the game. He’s trying to sell us some new product, I don’t know.”
“I would, but some Mark type got us court side seats at the game. He’s trying to sell us some new product, I don’t know.”
by Hey1tsChad January 21, 2022
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