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Turtlehead 

When you have to shit so bad it begins to stick out of your asshole
Oh my god I have to shit it's sticking out of my ass oh fuck I'm almost home someone's in the shower what the fuck I have to take a shit are you fucking kidding me I have to shit you barged in front of me I have to shit I have a turtlehead oh thank God your done I have a turtlehead
Turtlehead by Boogereater69 April 17, 2021
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turtletours 

A booba strange wee Irish man who is 'Not very poggies at all' Known across all corners of the internet for his fetish for 'Booties'
Look at him and his fannytec. He's a bit of a turtletours aint he!
turtletours by dylanc533 May 18, 2021

Turtleding 

Look Turtleding is finally streaming !
Turtleding by EdgyTurtleman June 8, 2021

Turtle Todd 

A professional driver,usually much slower than the others. Reaching a height of of 5 foot, most sit on a phone book or booster chair while driving. Known for leaving some of their loads on highways & interstates as a way to find there way back. Very competitive although always loses. Always wanting to be employee of the month but only ever achieving runner-up.
Look at Turtle Todd he thinks he's going to win
Turtle Todd by Hjm1979 June 24, 2021

Turtle toes 

Turtle toes are just like idk turtle tors
Bro your absolute turtle toes
Turtle toes by Aria8======3 October 13, 2021
The turtle is the breathable, fuckable and nutable daddy pet. It is so horny all the time, just by looking at it i cream so hard. Their booty checks are all ways so round, big and smooth. If you walk on the beach in somalia you could easily get raped by one. But its so nice to be raped by one.
Turtle by ganggang6ix9ine January 26, 2022

Turtle Up 

To go on the defensive. To make oneself incapable of harm or damage.

Can be used in a literal or figurative sense.
1. When losing the game, he chose to turtle up, giving himself an opportunity to comeback.

2. The opposing boxer decided to turtle up and wait for the striker to tire himself out before striking back.
Turtle Up by Finest Gentleman June 15, 2022