by anus_punter May 08, 2017
The indefinable gooey mess mess that sometimes appears on the front of your car - usually road kill, kangeroos, dingos, badgers, really really big insects etc but occassionally remenants might contain a tiny gloved hand, dog collar or leg iron..
"Step to the front of the vehicle please, could you explain this fender food please, Sir?"
"Er.. a dog?"
"Wearing a wristwatch?"
"Haha er.. god made me do it!"
"Er.. a dog?"
"Wearing a wristwatch?"
"Haha er.. god made me do it!"
by footfarmer September 24, 2005
a:hey frank can i have some chips
f:no get your own
a:but were in the middle of class
f:too bad
a:FOOD JEW!
f:no get your own
a:but were in the middle of class
f:too bad
a:FOOD JEW!
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