The Thing That One Finds

A science fiction story appearing on Apr 13, 2015 based on the exchanges with Uneducated Huckster and Fucking Cartoon. Their followers were using articles from the moron magnet and the Piss Drinking Bastard to refute the publisher of The Ethereal Gazette as Cradle of Filth's social network got a ringside seat at the controversy he invoked engaging the Uneducated Huskster. It made it's emergence on FictionPress.com with a low key word of mouth as it was trolled by factions in the industry using the author's respective screen names over the years. It's noted for using a thesis that picked apart "Dr." Kent Hovind's pseudo-academia as it revisits the first science fiction short story in passing as noted it also cited the Forbes article on "Dr." Kent Hovind.

The short story, The Thing That One Finds, is often mistaken for Real Person Fiction in a fanfiction sense when it's written in a vein similar to The Onion or The Babylon Bee but based on actual research from the findings he did about Hovind and the reverse research of his first science fiction outing also on FictionPress.com. It's based on his retorts of the Young Earth Creationists as they were pissed he revealed he's a Theistic Evolutionist as he was quiet about having an old earth view as a teenager.

by illinoishorrorman February 12, 2018

church thing

Saying you are going to church but in reality partaking in homosexual activity.

If am just going to a church thing later today. No big deal.

by RusPix May 31, 2018

Thing

This is too complex to explain

John: that new phone of yours is very Thing! Yes
sally: thank you!

another example

John: your face looks very thing today
Sally: how dare you..

by delete that note June 3, 2018

Homo-thing

When something is so gay that its whole existence is just, gay.

Did you hear what they did? It was a homo-thing

by wollowe June 4, 2018

sweetest thing in the world

Ruxandra, the most exceptional ARTist, cutest thing you can ever imagine. If you finda girl like her, nerver let go. It will melt your heart with a smile and your body to tremble with her affection. <3

You are the sweetest thing in the world. You make honey taste like nothing.

by 2blind2seeurlove May 26, 2018

no thing

a situation that has insufficient evidence to be illegal.

The fight in the Grand Market Place at USC was a no thing.

by Coop Dupe June 16, 2018

flippy thing

Also known as a dick when not in an erection.

Your flippy thing is wet.

by Adolf Feldkamp August 10, 2018