Sailing the sea of brown

The awkward run that you make when attempting to hold your sphincter shut while running to the bathroom when suffering from a case of explosive diarrhea.

Oh wow, looks like Bob is sailing the sea of brown!

by Steve Chuttney April 7, 2011

Sea View Avenue

The wealthiest street in Piedmont, California. It's located in the rich part OF the rich part OF the rich part of the East Bay. The houses are the largest and priciest in the East Bay and the residents have hella benjamins. There is also a pretty fire view of the golden gate bridge and the downtown san francisco.

After a very long day of skipping school for the new Supreme drop, Tanner drove his red 2019 Porsche 911 back to his family's mansion on Sea View Avenue, where he spent the rest of the day in his room hitting his Juul.

by itslissaaaaaaa November 14, 2019

splitting the Red Sea

When you engage in sexual intercourse with a girl during her period and you get a bit of blood on your genitalia.

Dude, I just was splitting the Red Sea with Tammy and her blood won't come off.

by SofaWanker69 December 3, 2017

open sea club

Like the mile high club, but on a boat. It additionally combines the fact that one is on the sea and that legs are being opened.

Ashley joined the open sea club when she fucked Brad on his father's yacht.

by snchzmax April 16, 2018

Part the pink sea

Vaginal sex.

I'd love to part the pink sea of Luanne. Mm mm mm.

by Señor Heisenberg October 12, 2016

patrolling the high seas

This is a simple and fun activity done by inebriated or high people to pass time. It involves anything from making memes to understanding deep philosophical questions in life this is used in lieu of driving or putting people in danger. Some of these activities include: crying, trying to make a full-sized pizza in your microwave, mambo italiano, turning down the volume to see better, sitting at your door waiting for the pizza man to deliver a new pizza, freestyle rapping, finding a mouse and making a new friend, trying to find that ONE cd, theorizing the flat earth, watching the wizard of oz with Pink Floyd on, crying again because you dropped your new pizza, and donating a large amount of money to a charity then thinking tater that someone stole your credit card but then end up just taking money away from kids with AIDS.

Tim: Hey Jeff , what were ou doing last night
Jeff: you know just patrolling the high seas.
Tim: what the fuck we live in Iowa

Jeff: you wouldn’t understand
Tim: your being an asshole
Jeff: You’re
Tim: what
Jeff: got em’

by Liam o the meme dude January 11, 2018

Sea shell necklace

VSCO girls often wear one to be quirky and cool. sksksksks

'omg im so vsco I got a puka sea shell necklace and a hydro flask sksksksks'

by sksksksksk vsco September 6, 2019