officer cartman

In a word: Gay.
In multiple words: a person who is so gay that he feels the need to post useless replys ergo, making himself look stupid and, well, Gay.
officer cartman is a gay.
by Mattus Ruttus July 03, 2006
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office grunger

a grunger who works in an office by day and a punk rocker by night
man, Amy is a sexy office grunger!
by grunger 101 October 26, 2011
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Office Party

When your stuck playing online with a team of noobs who are clearly all playing at the office checking out the game for the first time.
Dang it, I’m stuck with an office party
by FilfyRoo October 07, 2022
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office siren

An aesthetic and fashion trend popularized by TikTok and Instagram in late 2023 and early 2024, taking inspiration by 1990's to 2000's corporate culture, luxury brands and being defined by items such as "Bayonetta glasses", pencil skirts, button ups, heels and female associated formalwear. The look is intended to look sleek, mysterious, sexy and nerdy. Occupations of the "office siren" include lawyer, librarian, receptionist and most popularly, a secretary.
The secretary was described as an office siren by their boss.
by gilbert mudflaps June 06, 2024
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office siren

A very attractive nerd who wears small rectangular glasses who also dresses runway ready in an office setting. They have what is deemed a face card and they're the opposite of office hot. They are also very subtle with their sexuality that is concealed with innocence. However under their concealed persona they’re very powerful and commanding. This is very attractive towards other coworkers. SuperNanny is considered a huge office Siren. Alex from Charlie’s Angels wearing the black latex scene is also considered one.
The new guy at work is such an office siren, those thin glasses don’t hide that sharp jawline and sharp suit as well. I give it one week before all the women in the office ask for his number.
by Aragonroses May 23, 2024
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officeness

A conjunction of NBC's The Office and the word awesomeness. Easily used since The Office and awesome are synonymous.
Dude, isn't the Office premiering in two weeks? That is pure officeness.
by Sara McGillicutty September 12, 2008
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Office Quarantine

When any office colleague because of some or other reason keeping themselves little isolated from other colleagues.
Seems you are on office quarantine and keeping yourself isolated from others?
by DrShan February 16, 2022
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