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Hide and Seek champion of the World

Osama bin Laden
My mom and dad are hide and seek enthusiasts and are going to the Middle East to find Osama bin Laden to become the new hide and seek champion of the world.

The White Stripes 

A rock band that continues to frustrate pompous critics by actually living up to the hype. The White Stripes have always produced quality records, but in recent years have released three classics in a row ("White Blood Cells", "Elephant", and the newest, "Get Behind Me Satan").
"Red Rain", "My Doorbell", and "Take, Take, Take". Three great tracks off the newest record by The White Stripes. If you think those songs suck, you don't like rock music. Period.
The White Stripes by Squid Wrangler December 28, 2005

around the way girl

The really cute/hot girl than every neighborhood(usually urban) has and that everyone wants to date/sleep with. There are usually rumors about this girl since no one is actually brave enough to approach her..............except LL Cool J.
".....Around the way you're like a neighborhood jewel
All the home boys sweat you so you're crazy cool...............While the businessmen in suits be hawking you........."

- Adapted from LL Cool J's song "Around the Way Girl"
- I know the example does not contain the actual phrase, but it gets the idea across.
around the way girl by Neo June 22, 2003

The Wells Surprise

noun The act of substituting photos of one's self engaging in intercourse with another man with various photos around your place of residence. This act is followed by a clear disregard to any infraction when faced with inquiries about said photos.
When she came home from work, Megan got The Wells Surprise. Even though the evidence was apparent, I continued to play my xbox and ignore her accusations.
The Wells Surprise by Jose Myser January 11, 2009

The Wounded Monster 

When a girl is so hot, you take a gun and shoot her in the leg. Then you have sex with the gun wound.


Only one person is known to actually give a girl an orgasim while performing this: Chuck Norris
"Dude, Sarah is so hot that i actually performed the wounded monster on her last night."

The Greatest Pirate Hunter in the World 

The one and only Captain Edward Reynolds, star of pornographic movies Pirates I and Pirates II: Stagnetti's Revenge.

Can also apply to anybody or anything regarding piracy.
"I AM the greatest pirate hunter in the world."

"Damn, did you hear about those Somalis who got their heads blown off? Those SEAL snipers are the greatest pirate hunters in the world!"