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monster jam

n. An incredibly large bowl movement. Really just unbelievably big.

v. The act of expelling same.
by Turd Fergusonne January 18, 2009
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jammed up

when you get soooo fucked up from ripping an OC 80 and cannot control your scratching......that is being jammed up
Yo dude, i just ripped that whole oscar, I'm so jammed up!
by City Bird April 12, 2008
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Pearl Jam

Pearl Jam are a fine example of an awesome band.

These 'awesome bands' are very endangered these days, especially since John Lennon died and Ke$ha started raping the charts.
Now, despite the Y2K bug and Justin Bieber, Pearl Jam are one of the best creations of the 90's as they eclectically combine grunge with heavy rock with soft accoustic guitars with the coolest voice possible.

The best of the best songs are:
Even Flow
Black
Yellow Ledbetter
Alive
Just Breathe

Pearl Jam conquer about 90% of my iPod and have about 40 tribute bands, which is always good!
I hate Pearl Jam, but then again I'm an obese anti-christ homo who digs Nickelback.
How many people did I offend there...?
by choco-mango November 30, 2010
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Jam Session

When a group of bros take turns having sex with a jar or squeeze bottle of jam or jelly (preferably squeeze bottle). Can substitute marmalade as well. No preserves for fear of chunks in urethra.
I got together with my old college roomates this weekend and we had a solid 2 hour jam session.
by The Real Wiz 76 July 16, 2016
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pitchin a jams

pronunciation: 'pich-in uh jams
function: descriptive phrase

Etymology: Middle English pich, from Old English pic, from Latin pic-, pix; akin to Greek pissa pitch, Old Church Slavonic picilu

1: to have an emotional meltdown online

2: to have fits of hissy

3. to not play well with others. ever.
man, did you see the 'choose one' thread? f'ga asked "salsa or cha cha?", waxie chose salsa and mojo started pitchin' a jams.
by erek February 5, 2005
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jam dandy

Her: How are you?
Me: Why, I'm just jam dandy!
by babaloulou December 1, 2003
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Jim Jams

Song(s) that have a beat & lyrics that intoxicates your very soul ultimately leading you to jam out.

Throwback songs, well known songs, or songs that your group knows all the lyrics to.
"What kind of music do y'all want to listen too?"

"Put on those Jim Jams!!!"
by ineedsomemilk August 5, 2017
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