Humping day

On the 27th of June, you can hump any one

Dan: hey John
John: yeah
Dan: it’s humping day
John: aw crap

by Johnform June 26, 2022

Hump-honey

The female equivalent of a fuck boy. A female who has no intention of having a relationship with a male, except a sexual one.

The boy didn’t know she was a hump-honey until he realized she threw away his number after just having sex.

by PennyPal22 September 11, 2018

Hump monkey

(Vulgar slang, also f'* monkey) Someone to be used for excessive labor. Person forced to perform all tasks not being done by others.

1 That's my personal hump monkey.
2 If you f'* your hump monkey too hard, it will break (they will quit).
3 We need a hump monkey to work the overnight shift.

by АлександрМ August 7, 2023

Me In White tee, Women Skinny Jeans, And Converses Humping Teddy Dog That Is Rapist Is The Lady Liberty Statue

Me In White tee, Women Skinny Jeans, And Converses Humping Teddy Dog That Is Rapist Is The Lady Liberty Statue

Me In White tee, Women Skinny Jeans, And Converses Humping Teddy Dog That Is Rapist Is The Lady Liberty Statue

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 23, 2025

National Hump Month

November is National Hump Month so you can hump anyone and it won't be suspect

Oh boy its National Hump Month, time to hump some people

by SomeRandomMonthGuy October 24, 2019

hump-bumpy

A rest stop area where gay men go to have anonymous sex.

Damn, I'm horny! I'm'a get me down to that hump-bumpy for a lil' bumpin'!

by straightup61 February 11, 2010

Humping Possums

Putting effort into something that’s clearly going nowhere — usually with enthusiasm, stubbornness, or misplaced hope. The modern, funnier cousin of “beating a dead horse.”
You know it’s pointless, but you keep going anyway.

“Bro, she left you on read since April — stop humping possums 💀.”
“We’ve been waiting on that deal for months — feels like we’re just humping possums now.”
“This meeting’s been the same for two hours. Everyone’s just humping possums.”

by Ten🔥Moto October 17, 2025