Goose Neck Slam

When you're performing oral sex while the receiver is upside down. You flatulate into their nostrils

Jake: "Yo I totally Goose Neck Slammed that bitch on Friday"
Mitch: Might have carbon dioxide poisoning after the famous Goose Neck Slam

by KingJonk February 4, 2020

The Great Mother Goose

A great goose considered the mother of all Goosecetarians. She is believed to be the first goose of the universe and her blessings are considered supreme among the our world.

“In the name of the Great Mother Goose what is happening here?!
Exclaimed Mrs.Norris, the English teacher, when she found Timmy petting a duck under her desk.

by A7hena June 30, 2020

goose go honk

Jesus if he was just a racist white guy with long hair

How he looks like Jesus he's just racist tho he's goose go honk

by Klu klux king August 31, 2022

silly goofy goose

when you are just so gosh darn silly and goofy that you can be compared to that of a goose.

Ted: you know, he sure is a silly goofy goose...
Garold: who wiggs?
Mr.Wiggs: yes me ofc I'm the silly goofy goose

by Shhhhhh :) March 22, 2022

noose your goose

Shut your mouth

“Oi do one mate”

“Noose your goose bruv, this is my fucking house”

by Dented May 22, 2021

I kicked a goose

A poor attempt at dirty talk

Mikey: "I've been bad..."
Sharon: "Oh yeah? How bad?
Mikey: "I kicked a goose."
Sharon: "Ya- wait what?"

by BlueXander May 25, 2023

silly little goose

Me. I am silly little goose.

Bird #1: who is silly little goose?

Bird #2: squawk.

Silly Little Goose: Me. I am silly little goose. *insert evil goose laughter*

by Silly little goose February 11, 2023