Guys from the town Hamilton, New Jersey. They all look the same for the most part; Bieber hair, stupid snapbacks, asshole personality, and smoke weed cause they think its cool but its not. They think every girl in Hamilton is a slut.. thats cause they only go after the popular, preppy, girls. Popularity isnt everything. All the popular girls recycle eachother's relationships, which makes them slutty. If Hamilton guys dated non popular girls, they would be amazed at how smart, funny, beautiful, and classy we are.
hamilton guys: ILL ONLY GO OUT WITH YOU IF YOU HAVE 200 LIKES ON YOUR PICTURE AND ARE A CHEERLEADER!
non popular hamilton girl: wtf what am i doing wrong D:
popular hamilton girl: HAHAHAH ILL LAUGH AT EVERYTHING YOU SAY AND ACT STUPID ON PURPOSE HEHEHE IM SO CUTE HMU TUMBLR FO LIFE EVEN THOUGH MY BLOG SUCKS<3
non popular hamilton girl: wtf what am i doing wrong D:
popular hamilton girl: HAHAHAH ILL LAUGH AT EVERYTHING YOU SAY AND ACT STUPID ON PURPOSE HEHEHE IM SO CUTE HMU TUMBLR FO LIFE EVEN THOUGH MY BLOG SUCKS<3
by a classy non-air headed girl December 26, 2011
A retarded show made by retards. Copies The Simpsons. Was funny to start when their ideas were original, but now it's just a load of shit.
Family Guy: Pea-Tear-Griffin
by cba July 24, 2007
indivudual that has is seen by others as knowing everything about computers, females seem to avoid and scorn "tech guys", for some unknown reason.
by disrespecting foo December 10, 2002
a highly overrated show popular with geeks with no originality of their own because they need to watch it to get some lame new catchphrase. despite what some think, it doesn't copy the simpsons. it also has less direction than a blind Jew. mostly comprised of flashback scenes with no connection to the plot (if there is any) and features boring rants by a lemonheaded baby.
A: Wow, why am I watching this Family Guy crap when South Park is on?
B: I don't now, maybe you're queer.
B: I don't now, maybe you're queer.
by mombanger69 February 24, 2006
A guy that is very very sly. So sly to the point where your jaw drops when he does his cunning actions.
Freddy: "Cory, I can't believe you just benched 365; That's so incredible!"
Cory: "Yeah, I'm what you call a Sly Guy."
Cory: "Yeah, I'm what you call a Sly Guy."
by Backflip Guy August 02, 2009
When two guys and one girl have sex and the men speak with English accents, wear monocles, and monopolize her vagina and mouth
by dirk diggler 35 March 25, 2014
Latin Name: Homo Smarmus
Typically found inhabiting Eastern North America, the Homo Smarmus is a rare and distinct individual.
They tend to favor indoor habitats where microwavable meals, XBox, and online chatrooms denouncing the intelligence of others are near at hand.
Physical Appearance: A material covering with a striped pattern (Scientists currently studying Homo Smarmus are developing a theory which states that this might be some form of tribal garb) usually coloured green and poo-brown is essential. The left forelimb is permanently extended upwards, and shoulders hunched.
A unique grunt is the natural call of the Homo Smarmus. One might liken it to a cough, when broken down it sounds like "Ahhh-hack-hack-hack-hack-ughhh". However, while it is found loud and irritating to those near to the Homo Smarmus, it does not travel well, making it difficult for one Homo Smarmus to warn others about the presence of someone who has a low bullshit tolerance.
Those who have studied this species closely advise others to keep their distance as there may be longterm side effects which could potentially lead to:
sensitivity of eyes to light
stunting of growth (in children)
swelling of feet or lower legs
vomiting
headache
muscle cramps
hallucinations
mental depression
mood swings
skin rash or hives
hiccups
wounds that will not heal
increased sweating
indigestion
Please also note that these side effects are similar to those of IBD.
Typically found inhabiting Eastern North America, the Homo Smarmus is a rare and distinct individual.
They tend to favor indoor habitats where microwavable meals, XBox, and online chatrooms denouncing the intelligence of others are near at hand.
Physical Appearance: A material covering with a striped pattern (Scientists currently studying Homo Smarmus are developing a theory which states that this might be some form of tribal garb) usually coloured green and poo-brown is essential. The left forelimb is permanently extended upwards, and shoulders hunched.
A unique grunt is the natural call of the Homo Smarmus. One might liken it to a cough, when broken down it sounds like "Ahhh-hack-hack-hack-hack-ughhh". However, while it is found loud and irritating to those near to the Homo Smarmus, it does not travel well, making it difficult for one Homo Smarmus to warn others about the presence of someone who has a low bullshit tolerance.
Those who have studied this species closely advise others to keep their distance as there may be longterm side effects which could potentially lead to:
sensitivity of eyes to light
stunting of growth (in children)
swelling of feet or lower legs
vomiting
headache
muscle cramps
hallucinations
mental depression
mood swings
skin rash or hives
hiccups
wounds that will not heal
increased sweating
indigestion
Please also note that these side effects are similar to those of IBD.
Student: "Oh no! Smarmy Guy is in this class, I can already feel the bile rising up in my throat and the indigestion kicking in!"
Smarmy Guy: "Ahhh-hack-hack-hack-hack-ughhhh"
Smarmy Guy: "Ahhh-hack-hack-hack-hack-ughhhh"
by S_Fiction November 10, 2010