crocked cock

A penis that is drunk!

Sorry girls......tonight I have a crocked cock! Tomorrow I'll do you right.

by JoeyBomm June 20, 2020

Protein Cock

Putting protein powder on your cock and having someone suck it all off.

Hey girl you want to get big? Come here and get some protein cock.

by Fil Troung September 11, 2011

Cock Munch

Cock Munch (n); Someone in which your disposition is spiteful.

Cock Munch (v); The act of performing oral sex on a man.

"Get the fuck out of here you dumb Cock Munch"

by A Sick Son Of A Bitch May 29, 2013

cock or bollock

It's a fun game played among chums whereby upon your turn you open your zipper and pullforth either skin from the scrotum or from the penis and all your chums must guess whether it be 'Cock or Bollock'

Hi family, would you like to play Cock or Bollock

by Golden gypsy February 6, 2015

cock shepherd

the opposite of a cock block; describes one who advocates sexual activity with other individuals besides themselves.

dude, dave is a total cock shepherd, he gave me a condem to fuck his sister

by the dog pussy November 17, 2009

Turf Cock

Similar to turf toe, when playing sports while sporting a massive erection, you fall onto you stomach sticking the tip of your penis into the ground and hyper extending you dick.

Flag football was great untill Pete got a bad case of turf cock. And now his cums all green.

by crater bater June 22, 2010

Cock Topography

The study of the surface of a large voluptuous cock.

Look at that sorostitute right there... She's a Cock Topographer!

What classes are you taking this semseter???

Cock Topography!

by Cocksman958969 September 1, 2010