unable-to-text-back syndrome

disease contracted by men whenever we text them saying anything remotely different to 'shag me now'

text reads, how are you? No reply. looks like hes caught the syndrome

by kkkkkkkkkk May 30, 2004

text talk

when someone adds unnecessary letters to words.

girl1: heyyyy girrlll whatss uppp?!
girl2: bitch, stop text talking. you sound ridiculous.

by annoyedddgirrrrl November 16, 2010

Text Tension

The interruption of a normal text messaging pattern due to unknown reasons. Most applicable in romantic relationships.

"Jane" receives texts from her trainer two times each week. Once on Monday at 8:00 am, and Thursday at 8:00 am. However, said trainer did not send the Monday text - leaving "Jane" clueless and confused. Jana begins to feel text tension, and wonders if it was something she did or said...

by Dallas Glass March 2, 2008

TeXt0r

People who bring gay slang on to the internet from Mobile Phones (or cellphones...), usually go to Message Boards and use such slang to make themselves sound cool even though everyone else is laughing at their poor spelling, grammar, and their retardedness. How gay.

Koar: "lol hi m8 u r so kool like me."
Suzuki: "Yeah I hope you die too you ass-raping motherfucker."

by Suzuki June 23, 2003

text messaging

1. The dumbest this in the world, why would you spend 15 minutes writing something on your phone, when you can call them up and tell them in a minute.
2. Nigga Technology- don't start wild&out saying I'm racist, I don't mean it in a disrespectful way. I am using it as a general term for ignorant mothafuckas. someone of any race can be an ignorant muthafucka
3. Involves typing with thumbs Which I just don't approve of.
4. Fun fact, nothing typed by some niggaz thumbs has ever been important
5. Text messaging sucks

Person 1: What are you doing?
Person 2: Text messaging
Person 1: Can you print out your conversations?
Person 2: No
Person 1: You wanna know why? Cause niggaz never have anything to print

by Suck my nine April 7, 2006

Text Massage

What happens when you have your phone on vibrate and is in your pocket and you get a text, vibrating on your genitals and giving a very good massage.

Angela was sitting down, and randomly got a text massage from her dad.

by destructotruck March 17, 2010

Text Ditched

when a person that you have been texting for a while mysteriously doesn't text back

Guy 1: yo my girl hasn't texted me back in a while and we've been talking all day
Guy 2: You definatly just got text ditched

by phunkmaster June 3, 2009