Thumb Test

When fucking doggystyle, stick your thumb up the girls ass, if she takes it willingly then she has passed the thumb test so its safe to put your cock in next!!

I gave this girl the thumb test last night and she past with flying colours.... well, maybe only 1 colour!

by The Alvinator March 25, 2011

KFC test

The act of taking a potential partner from Chasers/Zos (a club in Melbourne, Australia) across the road (Chapel Street - see chap laps) to the KFC, where the fluorescent lights provide ample illumination to determine whether your score is worth taking home. For the desperadoes, it is used to gauge whether or not to tell your mates about it tomorrow.

I met this chick in Chasers so I took her over the road to give her the KFC test. She failed, so we went and did chap laps instead.

by slapshot667 July 27, 2010

spelling test

an extremery easy test which you ave answers before you take the test.

That spelling test was freakin' easy!!!

by mommy's friend March 25, 2013

the brown test

testing a new friendship to see if scat is an option. while having intercourse with a person drop a fart and see how they react.

john used the brown test on michelle last night and then he shit on her face.

john: *Farts
michelle: mmm
john: can i poo on your face?

by envarticious March 18, 2009

baking soda test

In order to find a responsible adult, all you need to do is look into their fridge and freezer, and check if they regularly changes the baking soda. The baking soda is used to absorb odors, and it's supposed to be changed every month. If you peer into someone's fridge, and they got a baking soda in there, and it's dated from like, a year ago, then you know they aren't even trying.

This is the tried-and-true method to figure out if someone is even worth being friends with, let alone date. It's the ultimate shit test, most people fail, so that's something you gotta watch out for. Now this isn't always a deal-breaker, but it's a red flag. Let me tell you, if you need a reason to start judging people, then this is a good place to start.

Me: "Yeah, she was cute and all, but I noticed she didn't past the baking soda test. She's seven months behind, I bet she doesn't even change her smoke alarm batteries, house basically a death trap"

My friend: "Dude what the hell is wrong with you?"

by arm_and_hammer_69 January 3, 2021

post traumatic test syndrome

An anxiety disorder resulting from a test that kicked ones ass to the highest degree. Symptoms usually include depression, flashbacks, and binge drinking.

Post traumatic test syndrome or P.T.T.S rankes highest among college students.

That accounting test was so freaken hard, Im going to have a wicked case of post traumatic test syndrome for sure.

by Dustin Merr November 8, 2007

Fresh Test

The act of fingering a girl's asshole while in a public place, usually a bar or club. If she lets you finger her coal hole in public, you know that she will have sex with you. Also, if your fingers do not smell after the insertion then you know she is clean and therefore passes the test. A poopy or smelly finger is a failure of the fresh test and the prize must be discarded for it is tainted with doody. This move is best done while wearing 2 wife beaters and dog tags.

Yo so I was at the bar looking mad jacked and I fresh tested this girl but she failed so I went home and watched the Falcons game on DVR. Later I dreamt of fresh testing Matt Ryan because he would never fail the fresh test and neither would the Silver Fox Mike Smith.

by Goody Blue Steel July 13, 2010