colonizers tears

White people’s semen

“I love drinking colonizers tears”

by That1asainguy October 11, 2021

Cunt tears

the delicious sweet sweet tears of a massive cunt. a Twat even. A big stinky poopoo head.

Person 1- you suck
Person 2- cry about it, you cunt
Person 1- *Cries*
Person 2- Sweet succulent delicious cunt tears

by Maskerain August 1, 2023

Trail of Tears

The little droplets of cum that drip out of a woman's vagina onto the floor as she makes the journey to the bathroom to clean herself off after intercourse.

Helen left a huge trail of tears after having to walk through the kitchen to get to the bathroom.

by Partsguru13 June 3, 2017

tear jerker

Someone who listens to Andrea Bocelli's "Time to Say Goodbye" while knocking one out.

It was a rainy Friday night, I was depressed, I spanked my hog while listening to some Bocelli, I'm such a tear jerker.

by Red Face December 2, 2007

female tears

A slang term for period blood. Typically used by insecure dudebros to avoid having their fee-fees hurt by thinking about the actual thing too much.

Andie: So did you eat out Beckie last night, brah?
Chris: Eeew, no! Eating pussy is totally gay, brah! And I don't even wanna get anywhere near those female tears!

by Warboy Nixed November 6, 2015

tear drop bucket

a bucket/bottle with hoses attached to the bottom. fill the bottle with water and put on a bowl. as your lighting let the water drain out and fill the bottle with smoke. when the waters done draining toke that shit.

that tear drop bucket made my eyes water!

by <3mee<3 February 23, 2009

tear-ass

a real ripper of a fart

The tear-ass was a fart heard by everyone, even though the party was noisy.

by 39zeke39 December 5, 2009