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Afghani Toast

When a person urinates on one side of something, and defecates on the other side, coating both sides equally.
He's giving that hobo a good old fashion Afghani Toast.
by Herovillain September 23, 2010
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Throwing the Toast

1. One of the many rituals performed during midnight showings of the cult classic "Rocky Horror Picture Show". 2. The act of copulation, ussually in a public venue.
You and Benny were throwing the toast in the laundromat yesterday? That's kinky...
by jennygurrrrrl October 30, 2007
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1. To be stoned; high on the devil's lettuce.

2. A very warm cheese salesman.
This pop isn't working, Benny! I'm baking like a toasted cheeser. It's so hot here!
by Phrankenstyne July 11, 2020
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Beans on toast

Beans on toast is a British meal witch is quick and simple to make and can be amazing if made correctly.

If you fuck up making beans on toast you are a fuck up yourself.
by Fricking_sick_bro August 15, 2020
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Cum Toast

A rule put into affect at high school/ middle school sleep-overs. Originating in Southwest Michigan, it was enforced to discourage one child from disturbing or messing with another while they slept. If one messed with another, the victim and all others present would masturbate on a piece of toast and the perpetrator would be forced to eat it. Thus putting an end to practical jokes while you slept.
Child 1: "I'm going to bed and don't anyone think of messing with me! The 'cum toast' rule is in affect"
Child 2: "You heard him... Mess with the man and you're eating cum toast"!
by Towner21 October 13, 2011
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toast selling

To sell somthing stupid like a plain peice of paper or a toast with some picture carved in it for a really high price....then haveing someone bid on it
A Plain peice of paper
Current Bid: 18.00
Bids: 6
by Matt Gualdarrama June 26, 2005
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toastage

a gnarly new way to say toasted or...something of the sort .

Instead of saying "you just got your butt kicked"
you would say "duuude your butt just got some definite TOASTAGE"

its a pretty gangster term
your butt just got some major toastage !
by emifart September 6, 2007
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