robo chode

A robot with a big fucking dick

You have a nice robo chode just like my dad uses too fuck me with

by Robo_chode69 November 14, 2019

Greasy chode

A short, fat penis that is greasy to the touch.

Wow Will Pradel was such a greasy chode!!!!

by Steven Hawking's Grandmotha February 17, 2014

Chode Patrol

Chode Patrol is an elite group of individuals who go to to deepest depths of Omegle and other online platforms in order to rid the online world of internet wankers.

While I had just finished a good hearty conversation with a stranger around the world, I was soon after greeted with the chode of a internet wanker . I sure wish the chode patrol were there to save me.

by Laquorious III January 23, 2019

gentleman's chode

A "sophisticated way" to describe a small dick or chode.

"Tom's a needledick!"
"It's not a needledick, it's a Gentleman's chode!"

by Phil M'Crackin December 15, 2008

Chode chaser

A person who likes chode so much they go out of their way to find a man with a chubby small penis!

Dang! Charlie is such a chode chaser, that is the third guy this week.

by Sexymandingo February 19, 2017

Chode Thumbs

Chode thumbs or (Clubbed) are abnormally short and stubby thumbs that are fat at the top and short throughout.

Meagan Fox is beautiful, but she has chode thumbs!

by 5Mrclutch September 22, 2014

Chode King

A person that is the ultimate master and human embodiment of a penis that is wider than it is long.

Dude, Kraig told me that he couldn't fit into his pants today. What a Chode King...

by Chat Cholm December 12, 2009